So i'm smoking this lovely joint at the moment

and I obtained this joint in probably the best way.
I was dancing the other night, and I approached this guy sitting at the bar. I did the usual, asked his name, sat on his lap and talked it up. As I was sitting on/with this guy, I kept getting little whiffs of weed. I'd think I smell it and then it would go away real quick. So I never really investigated where it was coming from or anything. He buys me a drink and a little later asks me for a dance. I danced on him for a good 15 minutes, which is $100. When I was done, I asked for my money. He had to pull it out of the ATM so I waited. He gives me the money and I tell him I had to go to the back real quick (I REALLY had to pee. He lets me go and I walk away. I go to the bathroom, pull down my bottoms, and out falls a folded up $21 and this joint! I grabbed it quick and rolled it in toilet paper to keep it from stinking up the stall, that shit smelled DANK! I don't know how it got there or when it got there. But fuck it, its mine now
its some pretty good shit too lol

and I obtained this joint in probably the best way.
I was dancing the other night, and I approached this guy sitting at the bar. I did the usual, asked his name, sat on his lap and talked it up. As I was sitting on/with this guy, I kept getting little whiffs of weed. I'd think I smell it and then it would go away real quick. So I never really investigated where it was coming from or anything. He buys me a drink and a little later asks me for a dance. I danced on him for a good 15 minutes, which is $100. When I was done, I asked for my money. He had to pull it out of the ATM so I waited. He gives me the money and I tell him I had to go to the back real quick (I REALLY had to pee. He lets me go and I walk away. I go to the bathroom, pull down my bottoms, and out falls a folded up $21 and this joint! I grabbed it quick and rolled it in toilet paper to keep it from stinking up the stall, that shit smelled DANK! I don't know how it got there or when it got there. But fuck it, its mine now

its some pretty good shit too lol
jeep4wd69:
Free weed is sometimes the best weed lol. If only I could sneak some of my BC bud down to Vegas in Nov lol. I would love to come smoke with ya! And of course get a few dances ;D

j0hnnyinfam0us:
Need this!