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I have recently become a very busy young lady. Today was the first day in weeks that I have been able to sit down and shut off my brain.Thank god for it, it was well over due.

I've been sick for about a week now. Today was most likely the worst of it. My voice is completely gone. All day, I've had to write, text, type and or use my mad sign language skills to communicate. I'm the closest thing to mute and I've got to say, it's pretty humbling. I attribute the sickness to working myself so hard. I have been subbing non-stop. When I'm not subbing I'm at school. When I'm not at school, I'm studying. When I'm not studying, I'm working on the radio show. When I'm not working on the radio show, I'm working on my writing. If and only if all that gets done, I allow myself to drink. I've given up sleeping and eating all together. It sounds awful but it's not so bad. This is the most productive I've ever been, I'm actually proud of myself. And up until recently I haven't allowed anything to distract me.

A couple days ago I was writing down spelling words on the blackboard and my chalk fell. When I bent over my skirt's zipper busted. I totally didn't realize it until I heard giggling and one of my student's whispered to me that my undies were out. The slit in my skirt, more or less, reached from my mid back to my thighs. Here's the really bad part, it just so happened I was wearing Sponge Bob little boy briefs. In my moment of shame and humiliation all I could think of was free recess, It was definitely the Sponge Bob riding a motorcycle across my ass that put the icing on the cake (don't say it, please).

Well, I'm going to get back to my chocolate soy ice cream orgy. But I will leave you with something just as filthy.



Pictures from last night;

The highlight of my night had to be when Lovette poured whiskey in my eyes.