Everyone, I think it's time that I introduce you to my three new husbands:
(don't worry, Hunterooskie, you're still first)

<333The coolest fucking dudes, ever.
And I'm going to take it upon myself, as the douchebag I am, to sleep with at least one of them.
EDIT: What is with all the hot fucking sets this week? Seriously. If I had a penis, it wouldn't work anymore after all of that sexiness.
(don't worry, Hunterooskie, you're still first)

<333The coolest fucking dudes, ever.
And I'm going to take it upon myself, as the douchebag I am, to sleep with at least one of them.
EDIT: What is with all the hot fucking sets this week? Seriously. If I had a penis, it wouldn't work anymore after all of that sexiness.
danklopfenwong:
Hey, as long as I'm the one you actually marry, I don't give a fuck.