So things are better.....
I mean, come on....I won a shirt about masturbation! How can I be sad? PLUS I'm going to Lansing next week to see Ani and Margaret Cho because lastbadger is the coolest person alive!
AND I got a bunch of lube, dental dams, and condoms- now if only I had someone to use them on other than myself *sigh*
Oh yeah, Zach Braff was on the Late Late Show last night, so I guess I can use the memory for my spank bank for a couple weeks
Anyway, this too shall pass right?
I mean, come on....I won a shirt about masturbation! How can I be sad? PLUS I'm going to Lansing next week to see Ani and Margaret Cho because lastbadger is the coolest person alive!
AND I got a bunch of lube, dental dams, and condoms- now if only I had someone to use them on other than myself *sigh*
Oh yeah, Zach Braff was on the Late Late Show last night, so I guess I can use the memory for my spank bank for a couple weeks
Anyway, this too shall pass right?
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lastbadger:
I sent you my #'s so you can get a hold of me before the show Wednesday. And too further show you what a swell fella I am, I offer my services in helping you use some of your recently aquired *ahem* products. 
niobe:
I got your CDs in the mail today. I just wanted to thank you again. It really means a lot to me. 