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Thursday Nov 11, 2004

Nov 11, 2004
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"Let's get this straight...my name is Heather, I like to do drugs, and I like to rock out." -my wife

It is nearly eleven o'clock post meridiem. I've had this paper due tomorrow for two weeks. Why, why, why. Damn it, why. MORON! Has anyone here ever wiped their ass with a Minor Threat shirt? That's weird. That's not the topic of my paper but it might as well be. Black Knight and A Knight's Tale were both HORRIBLE movies...and that's what I have to write about. puke puke puke
Anyway.
This fat kid online won't quit sending me those stupid talking things. DIE NOW. Time to break out the chips and salsa. FUCKERS!
Okay its now almost midnight. This took me an hour. What...the fuck.

By the way, everyone needs to go check out xSOR1Ax's set in SuicideBoys. He is one hot motherfucker. Go say something nice about his whale penis. love
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franceypanties:
Ohhhh babe .... Amsterdam is Mecca. Fucking brilliant atmosphere and the coolest people you have ever seen. Even the uggos are cool to look at. Imagine consuming the finest Mother Nature has to offer and then heading out to the best museums, cultural venues and sex shops the world has to offer. I hope you get there!!!!
wink
Nov 14, 2004
taris_kah:
I havent seen Black Knight but it looks like a horrible movie.
Nov 14, 2004

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