Normally I average about 2 comments per update. I have a whopping 20 on my last entry. Amazing what posting sexy pictures of yourself can do.
Today Teri cured by sad mood by taking me to the mall. We impulsively bought a guinea pig and bunny. The guinea pig is mine. Her name is Siouxsie, because her hair is insane and she's from outer space. The bunny's name is Etienne Marie, because she is French. I thought they were going to get along, but they just had a rumble and in the process made a huge fucking mess of pine chips everywhere. I thought I'd let them duke it out and see who would win, but I ended up just smacking them both around, so I won.
Siouxsie loves the apples I gave her. Etienne is not so enthused. Ungrateful bastard. Better knock it before I go Efrafa on her ass. Go me for the Watership Down refrence.
Why don't you say that to my face?
I'm finally done with that horrid English paper. Of course, I have about 8 bajillion other things to do this weekend, and more than likely they won't get done. For some reason Mamaw is in the hospital. It's a heart thing. Mom was kinda sketchy on the details. I hope everything is alright. My grandma is one of the coolest people I know. She's from England and has awesome stories to tell. She's so funny.
Hmm, well I guess I've run out of interesting things to say. Here's something interesting: I had amazing sex last night. Yes, you are jealous. All hail to the Pussy, for she can forgive your sins and walk on water.
And so on.
Today Teri cured by sad mood by taking me to the mall. We impulsively bought a guinea pig and bunny. The guinea pig is mine. Her name is Siouxsie, because her hair is insane and she's from outer space. The bunny's name is Etienne Marie, because she is French. I thought they were going to get along, but they just had a rumble and in the process made a huge fucking mess of pine chips everywhere. I thought I'd let them duke it out and see who would win, but I ended up just smacking them both around, so I won.
Siouxsie loves the apples I gave her. Etienne is not so enthused. Ungrateful bastard. Better knock it before I go Efrafa on her ass. Go me for the Watership Down refrence.
Why don't you say that to my face?
I'm finally done with that horrid English paper. Of course, I have about 8 bajillion other things to do this weekend, and more than likely they won't get done. For some reason Mamaw is in the hospital. It's a heart thing. Mom was kinda sketchy on the details. I hope everything is alright. My grandma is one of the coolest people I know. She's from England and has awesome stories to tell. She's so funny.
Hmm, well I guess I've run out of interesting things to say. Here's something interesting: I had amazing sex last night. Yes, you are jealous. All hail to the Pussy, for she can forgive your sins and walk on water.
And so on.
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thank you for the kind comments on my girl. Unfortunately she is leaving me in a few short weeks for the green state of Wisconsin. very sad times my friend.
Anyways, what is ther eto do in Bloomington? Do you go to school there or what? my sister just moved down there a little while ago and she just stays inside, she says there's nothing down there.