Thursday Apr 27, 2006

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I am having fun here in Las Vegas. The NAB show was a lot of fun. It kept me busy so the time went by pretty quick. I had a chance to see a lot of friends and make new ones. I am up on my gambling but tonight I will probably give it all back wink

Funny: The Why's of Men

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIRBACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened) *( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)





VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
nakeddreamer:
LOL.. Simply genius
susa62:
yes that ability to lick themselves is a gift... but it's always nicer when there is company eeek

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