caffeineheadache

christ, last time i checked i was a fucking house cat. i really had nothing to worry about except for finding the sun on the floor and scratching the couch. then, suddenly im a bee. now, being a house cat, i had no idea that bees were actually very similar to humans- like really big and dumb. and the other bees are all dressed up crazy and dancing around and i feel really out of place.

i thought reincarnation was a more gentle process. all i really want is some fucking pounce. but...no. the bees all wanna eat tofu. I DONT EAT TOFU. im a cat. crap. no, im a bee.

holy shit, i have THUMBS! what does this mean? what am i? im so confused...

to bee or not to bee.