testykitten:
christ, last time i checked i was a fucking house cat. i really had nothing to worry about except for finding the sun on the floor and scratching the couch. then, suddenly im a bee. now, being a house cat, i had no idea that bees were actually very similar to humans- like really big and dumb. and the other bees are all dressed up crazy and dancing around and i feel really out of place.
i thought reincarnation was a more gentle process. all i really want is some fucking pounce. but...no. the bees all wanna eat tofu. I DONT EAT TOFU. im a cat. crap. no, im a bee.
holy shit, i have THUMBS! what does this mean? what am i? im so confused...
to bee or not to bee.
i thought reincarnation was a more gentle process. all i really want is some fucking pounce. but...no. the bees all wanna eat tofu. I DONT EAT TOFU. im a cat. crap. no, im a bee.
holy shit, i have THUMBS! what does this mean? what am i? im so confused...
to bee or not to bee.
rosscoe:
Thats exactly how you should live life.
At least thats what i keep telling myself while crying over bank statements.
At least thats what i keep telling myself while crying over bank statements.
