OMG!!! I just came from downtown and I had the most awesome experience. I had come from my friend April's concert across the street at the Overture center, and decided to stop in at this place called the Orpheum theatre/Restaurant and Nightclub. So, when I got there is was 10 min till 10pm and they close the kitchen at 10, but, the cook said it would be ok, and they sat me at a table near the front of the hallway. This is in an old theatre and the open area that runs toward what used to be the concession stand now serves as a dining area and is bounded on both sides by a grand staircase. The waitress said that they were having a show there tonight, that is what all the noise was that I was hearing, It was loud acapella voices and what sounded like college people whooping it up. Well as soon as 10 O'clock hit the show let out and people started coming out from everywhere. I suddenly was surrounded by like 300 people, and I was sitting down at a table so my line of vision was about waist level. Well I tell you what, I found myself being surrounded by young college women bumping their asses up to the table and trying to make their way passed. I was surrounded on all sides by asses so high and tight you could bounce a ten pound bowling ball off of them. And each one more beautiful then the first. Wearing hip hugging jeans, the top of the waist of which rode below their hip bones and so low they were hanging on for dear life to the crest of the ass. I was astounded. I know this sounds like bullshit. But, I swear I was amazed at being surrounded by all these women. They were slapping each other in the ass, and there I sat drooling, wishing it could be me who was touchin that ass. I saw a couple of ladies that make Paris Hilton look like a pug. One latina girl had it all going on, beautiful face, gorgeous smile, lovely athletic body and wearing jeans so tight they looked like they were airbrushed on. She was super juicy!! Dambbb!! They all stood around me talking to oneanother and their male friends. The waitress pushed her way through and started to apologize for the crowd surrounding me, and I was like "No REALLY it is just fine, and I do mean FINE". I think she understood what I meant, but, still started to move the ladies along, but, I tell ya what, more just kept coming forward to take their place. It was awesome. Man, did they smell nice. I wanted to bite somebody or is it some booty? After about 20 min or so the crowd started to dispurse, but, up until then it was pure heaven.
Now Y'all might have until this point thought I was all sweet and innocent. But, I will tell Y'all a secret I was married to a woman 10 years older than me, and she knew what she wanted and knew how to use it. So, Being suddenly in VERY CLOSE proximity to all those young beautiful women made me kinda shall we say 'Peaked' interms of interest. I wanted to round one or two up and teach em a few things. Yes I know I am a pig, a dog, such a typical man, but, I think anybody who would have had my waist height perspective, would have been thinking the exact same thing. Yep!!
Oh and I had a pretty tasty half pound burger to chew on while I was watching the crowd go by.
SAE
Now Y'all might have until this point thought I was all sweet and innocent. But, I will tell Y'all a secret I was married to a woman 10 years older than me, and she knew what she wanted and knew how to use it. So, Being suddenly in VERY CLOSE proximity to all those young beautiful women made me kinda shall we say 'Peaked' interms of interest. I wanted to round one or two up and teach em a few things. Yes I know I am a pig, a dog, such a typical man, but, I think anybody who would have had my waist height perspective, would have been thinking the exact same thing. Yep!!
Oh and I had a pretty tasty half pound burger to chew on while I was watching the crowd go by.
SAE