Rocky Mountain Rollergirls
Derby fucking rocks! For just ten American dollars ($8.40 Canadian), you too can attend a roller deby bout, featuring scantily clad and athletic women inflicting violence on each other and racing around in circles!
Seriously, this was so much fun I lost my voice this morning from enthusiastically screaming into the ear of the really tall guy who made the unfortunate decision to try and gank a better spot in front on my short female companions during the last bout. Rather than resort to crude and unimaginative physical violence to regain our spot, I just hovered somewhere about 5 inches from his ear and roared my approval whenever my favorite derby girls (any of them, but particularly my friend Ivanna Killya) lapped the rink. As he was leaving the rink, Tall Guy kept putting his hand to his left ear. Spite, it's not just for kids anymore.
Love, caellum
Derby fucking rocks! For just ten American dollars ($8.40 Canadian), you too can attend a roller deby bout, featuring scantily clad and athletic women inflicting violence on each other and racing around in circles!
Seriously, this was so much fun I lost my voice this morning from enthusiastically screaming into the ear of the really tall guy who made the unfortunate decision to try and gank a better spot in front on my short female companions during the last bout. Rather than resort to crude and unimaginative physical violence to regain our spot, I just hovered somewhere about 5 inches from his ear and roared my approval whenever my favorite derby girls (any of them, but particularly my friend Ivanna Killya) lapped the rink. As he was leaving the rink, Tall Guy kept putting his hand to his left ear. Spite, it's not just for kids anymore.
Love, caellum