i remember the exact moment.
i'm watching sin city in the middle of the day.
jessica alba is dancing with a golden lasso.. (!) on the bar in leather chaps and a bikini top. bruce willis is walking in. she jumps off the bar.. kisses him. all the while that yellow alien of a fello watches from the booth at the back.
it's at this moment..
i'm dying my hair black - and i can't tear myself away.
by the time i find Jessica, tied up hands over her head (!yes!) - not screaming - not succumbing to the thrashings of that spoiled yellow fruit of a fello, i knew..
i had let the dye stay in too long - 6 weeks in now and i can't wait for it to bloody wash out!
it's her freakin' fault
- and dammit I'm taking the lasso down with her.
~C
p.s. no hard feelings Jessica. i'll accept an apology.. in person.
i'm watching sin city in the middle of the day.
jessica alba is dancing with a golden lasso.. (!) on the bar in leather chaps and a bikini top. bruce willis is walking in. she jumps off the bar.. kisses him. all the while that yellow alien of a fello watches from the booth at the back.
it's at this moment..
i'm dying my hair black - and i can't tear myself away.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
by the time i find Jessica, tied up hands over her head (!yes!) - not screaming - not succumbing to the thrashings of that spoiled yellow fruit of a fello, i knew..
i had let the dye stay in too long - 6 weeks in now and i can't wait for it to bloody wash out!
it's her freakin' fault
![mad](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/mad.73f291fbf3b2.gif)
~C
p.s. no hard feelings Jessica. i'll accept an apology.. in person.
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
so funny...
~C