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Boss quote time...

"What the fuck! I swear it's like trying to push a goddamn rope up a fucking hill!"

In addition, the puppies are 5 weeks old and climbing out of their whelping box now. I had to put a guard on the front to keep them in.

Boss is on vacation in case anyone was wondering. Today I burned my eyeball with a piece of slag from welding. It hurt, so I stopped for a while. Since I'm temporarily blind in one eye and partially handicapped, I'm currently accepting any and all written gestures of sympathy and pity. Thank you for your concern.

Missed yesterday, but you all got two quotes from my boss the day before, so screw off. Here's today's quote from my redneck boss. This summed up the whole week...


"Well I'dda been ya daddy, but the goddamn dog beat me over the fence, didn't he?"

My boss is a class-A redneck idiot. The only thing that makes him tolerable is the typical redneck sayings that come out of his mouth. From here on out, I shall update my "Boss's redneck saying of the day" every afternoon following work. Since he says stupid shit all day, I'll have to pick the funniest one. Today we'll start with two, however.....

"Yeah, and...
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Jumbo shrimp is also and oxymoron.

Monopoly is an oxymoron.

Yeah, so on top of having a stroke, grandpa has a malignant tumor in his lungs that has spread to his bones. They give him two months. Nana was tricked into going to the psyche ward and declared delusional, demented, and in the second stage of Alzheimer's. They have to go live in one of those assisted living joints til they die.

And I didn't...
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Grandfather had a stroke 3 hours after we got there on Friday. Had to carry him out of the house because they have too much shit in the way for a stretcher to get through. It was also nice sitting in a depressing hospital for three days with nothing to do but torture nurses and mess with sick people.

Saw that movie Chicago last night. Catherine Zeta Jones was fat. I was dissapointed.

oh yeah and I had a McRibb.