My boss is a class-A redneck idiot. The only thing that makes him tolerable is the typical redneck sayings that come out of his mouth. From here on out, I shall update my "Boss's redneck saying of the day" every afternoon following work. Since he says stupid shit all day, I'll have to pick the funniest one. Today we'll start with two, however.....
"Yeah, and if your aunt had a dick, she'd be your uncle"
"I wish that smelly fuck would make up his rabbit-assed mind"
"Yeah, and if your aunt had a dick, she'd be your uncle"
"I wish that smelly fuck would make up his rabbit-assed mind"