OK, in a sea of depressing events, I finally have a little bit of goodness to share!
Today is a special day. I am smoke free since 11/7/06. I am no longer the Marlboro Man. I still miss it, for all the reasons I loved it in the first place. As I said on facebook:
Today marks the fifth anniversary of the last time I tasted the sweet and sultry kiss of my one true love. I will always miss you and always treausre the times you were there for me. You helped me when I was cold, when I was scared, when I was angry. I know you are no good for me, which is why we had to break up, but please believe that when my final breath escapes me, it will be with your taste on it. So, I blow you a kiss as I mark the 5th year since we parted, and I whisper goodbye.
Oh, and I still have a mad torrid love affair going with your sister, coffee.
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Today is a special day. I am smoke free since 11/7/06. I am no longer the Marlboro Man. I still miss it, for all the reasons I loved it in the first place. As I said on facebook:
Today marks the fifth anniversary of the last time I tasted the sweet and sultry kiss of my one true love. I will always miss you and always treausre the times you were there for me. You helped me when I was cold, when I was scared, when I was angry. I know you are no good for me, which is why we had to break up, but please believe that when my final breath escapes me, it will be with your taste on it. So, I blow you a kiss as I mark the 5th year since we parted, and I whisper goodbye.
Oh, and I still have a mad torrid love affair going with your sister, coffee.
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I was sorry to read that it's been five years since you had that kiss. It sounds like you went through a horrible heartbreak and I honestly hope that this heals as quickly as possible so that you can regain your happiness and sense of self. When we lose someone we lose, also, ourself. Here's the hope that you can find yourself happy throughout this new year.
I, too, have said my farewells to nicotine. It's been three years for me and it was a terrible breakup. She was a dirty, dirty whore and I don't miss her at all! Whenever I see her with someone else it makes me sick.
Thank god for her sisters, Coffee and Porn.