So I'm sitting here in my apartment looking out my back door.
There's a big pond with a shitload of ducks and geese and whatnot. And they're noisy as all fuck.
But they're cute. And it's peaceful in a sublime sorta way.
But what pisses me off is they never SHUT UP. All night long. Since I'm sleeping on a mattress in a floor in my living room which is right by my back door, I hear them ALL NIGHT LONG. I have visions of going out there with a shotgun and shooting it up at the sky and seeing them all fly away, thus ensuring silence. But then my mind starts to wonder what happens when you shoot a shotgun into the sky. Where does the shotgun scatter fall? Back down at me? What if it hit one of the ducks or geese? So then I eventually fall asleep with these thoughts in my head.
I just thought I'd share this.
And why am I sleeping on a mattress in my living room? Because my bedroom has been in a state of repair by the apartment complex for the last 2 months. BULLSHIT. I'm so pissed. The wife is so pissed. Grrrr..... We're SO gonna get our rent money back for those months.
And that's all. Just sitting here. On the computer again. A small corner of my conscience is wondering what to do with my life. Another small corner is enjoying some green tea. Another corner enjoying SG. And yet another corner enjoying the ducks and geese outside my back door.
And that is my Monday so far.
My car is still in the shop and I'm stuck at home.
Somebody come and rescue me. I'll pay you in hugs.
PLEASE???????
There's a big pond with a shitload of ducks and geese and whatnot. And they're noisy as all fuck.
But they're cute. And it's peaceful in a sublime sorta way.
But what pisses me off is they never SHUT UP. All night long. Since I'm sleeping on a mattress in a floor in my living room which is right by my back door, I hear them ALL NIGHT LONG. I have visions of going out there with a shotgun and shooting it up at the sky and seeing them all fly away, thus ensuring silence. But then my mind starts to wonder what happens when you shoot a shotgun into the sky. Where does the shotgun scatter fall? Back down at me? What if it hit one of the ducks or geese? So then I eventually fall asleep with these thoughts in my head.
I just thought I'd share this.
And why am I sleeping on a mattress in my living room? Because my bedroom has been in a state of repair by the apartment complex for the last 2 months. BULLSHIT. I'm so pissed. The wife is so pissed. Grrrr..... We're SO gonna get our rent money back for those months.
And that's all. Just sitting here. On the computer again. A small corner of my conscience is wondering what to do with my life. Another small corner is enjoying some green tea. Another corner enjoying SG. And yet another corner enjoying the ducks and geese outside my back door.
And that is my Monday so far.
My car is still in the shop and I'm stuck at home.
Somebody come and rescue me. I'll pay you in hugs.
PLEASE???????
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Then I come here to thank you for the fuckin RAD comment you left, and I read the funniest journal Ive read all week, hahah!! You remind me of me and my man, SO much! Just your style and personality. I bet you and your woman would get along with us really well. Thanks for everything ...