i quit my job today
yah!!
also
i get on the bus
and this cute boy sits across from me
BOY i mean 16 or so..
he is looking around uncomfortable..
and i know why..
he reaches in his bag..
and takes out a pack of gum..
oh oh here it comes..
<<act normal>>
he takes one out
and offers me one
i politely shake my head..
<<he knows>>
ok
so i look at him and laugh
"im sorry i know you smell it
its in my bag if i open it you will see
this is the smelliest hummus ever made
its super loaded with garlic and i dont want to throw it out
cause its food
and its still edible, and im sorry"
and he giggles
and sais
"ya its pretty smelly.. -i see youre reading moby dick, hows that?"
i read moby dick
so my brain does not turn into a turnip
i say "all the words in this book are like candy"
he blushes.
oh god.
im such a dork
he reads his book
and i read mine
and he giggles.
"well i just missed my stop"
"yeah it happens" sais i
.................................................................................
the people in this city are very friendly
had this been montreal he would have said
"holy shit you stink"
and moved to another seat
i would have replied
"fuck you"
..................................................................................
im unemployed
and i love it.
yah!!
also
i get on the bus
and this cute boy sits across from me
BOY i mean 16 or so..
he is looking around uncomfortable..
and i know why..
he reaches in his bag..
and takes out a pack of gum..
oh oh here it comes..
<<act normal>>
he takes one out
and offers me one
i politely shake my head..
<<he knows>>
ok
so i look at him and laugh
"im sorry i know you smell it
its in my bag if i open it you will see
this is the smelliest hummus ever made
its super loaded with garlic and i dont want to throw it out
cause its food
and its still edible, and im sorry"
and he giggles
and sais
"ya its pretty smelly.. -i see youre reading moby dick, hows that?"
i read moby dick
so my brain does not turn into a turnip
i say "all the words in this book are like candy"
he blushes.
oh god.
im such a dork
he reads his book
and i read mine
and he giggles.
"well i just missed my stop"
"yeah it happens" sais i
.................................................................................
the people in this city are very friendly
had this been montreal he would have said
"holy shit you stink"
and moved to another seat
i would have replied
"fuck you"
..................................................................................
im unemployed
and i love it.
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atrasties:
Huzzah to unemployment, I'm just about done with my lazy time but I'm glad I had it. Tomorrow I get back into looking for work, oh well gotta pay the bills. Have fun little one.
nebel:
cute. super. cute.