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so today i:

locked my keys in the car
came home was about to make a smoothie with frozen shrimp instead of frozen fruit
while putting the soyice cream in the blender i left the spoon in there and turned it on
turned on the toaster without any bread in it
my dad asked me to put the brake on so he could test the lights,
i rammed on the gas, nearly killing him (and the car).
and after my much needed nap im getting ready to get to work
and i cant find my binder anywere
the binder that has ALL my lesson plans
ALL the work im supposed to have ready before 9am tommorow.

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