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Sometimes I wonder what's going through my car's mind.

... and then I'm like "HEY STOOPID CARS DONT HAVE BRAINS"

...I know I was just making a joke.. you don't have to be a dick

I went to a dealership today to go test drive a car... and they couldn't find the keys.... fml

Be careful what you wish for.....


.... so all yesterday I was bitching and complaining about my car failing smog, and how I didn't know how I was gonna have time to deal with it and getting it to pass, and how i hate smog and blablabla......

annndd I go to leave for work in the morning and the car is gone....

NOT THE SOLUTION...
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Dear CA smog inspection,

FU.

Best Regards,

- Bzt
SMILEY FACE!

whew.... it's ok guys, I made it out of the shower this morning