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i went to the burgundy room last night. i was sitting at the bar and this chick comes and sits next to me.

"hi, i'm dawn."

"hi, i'm marc... we've met before." (so has LTrain, hahahahahaha)

so after a few minutes of idle banter and her not getting my jokes, she asks me to watch her beer and her seat while she goes and smokes. keep in mind that the last time i met her, she asked me to use my cell phone to call her boyfriend. i said "excuse me?" so she repeated, "yeah, can you watch my beer and my seat while i go have a cigarette?" i said, "are you kidding? do i look like your fucking boyfriend?"

now she was dumbfounded that any guy would say something like that to her. so she said again "you really won't watch my drink?" and made the puppy dog face... and again i said "i'm not your fucking boyfriend" and i did the fake sign language thing that looks really funny.

what is it about cute girls that they feel the need to get dumbass guys to do their bidding? i know this really hot chick that works at a coffee shop and she gets these poor schmucks to mop the fucking floor! all she has to do is bat her eyelashes!

who the hell wants to mop a dirty ass floor? it's not like you're gonna get laid out of it, the chick's got a boyfriend that treats her like shit, it's gonna be a good 10-15 years before she appreciates you for being a nice guy, STOP BEING A PUSSY! make the bitch do her damn job that she gets paid for.

ok, i'm done.