ok, so maybe *some* people read it.
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nobody reads this.
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vitaminpink:
I read it! now I'm screwed.
vitaminpink:
then I guess it really doesn't matter. so I'll read it again in spite of you!
I shaved my head.
Where the hell do homeless people get those santa hats?
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franandzooey:
haha. yeah I got to eat some pancakes. I got bacon on my plate too but I don't eat meat so I gave it to my dog. he was in heaven.
franandzooey:
yeah. It is kind of gross. Too bad it tastes so good though.
too greasy though.
too greasy though.
mya22:
Ok, so you DO looking mighty good in a suit! 
And I think that you need to cook for me sometime! 
And I think that you need to cook for me sometime! 
hippomonki:
i disagree
not only did i make out with a really cute girl tonight, i found a $5 bill on my way out of the bar. S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
brokenglassheart:
you suck marc. i saw you at the ruby 2 times!!! you looked straight at me and didn't even say hi!! pretty wigiti wigiti wack brother! next time i see you, I'M gonna come up to you to say hi because i had this silly notion in my brain that we were buddies. 
So I got this thing where it was questions about what girls want to do on first dates and there were these bullshit sunshine and flowers nonsense. I guess that stuff's alright if you're looking to get married, but most guys just want a piece of ass.
What do women like to do on their first dates? (Explain)
Women don't care what you do on...
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What do women like to do on their first dates? (Explain)
Women don't care what you do on...
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sqook:
marc, this is fucking hilarious. Anyone that thinks you're not funny gets a swift kick in the nuts from me.
sweettarts:
This entry has me laughing my ass off because the sad thing is that I think the exact same way. So i guess my roommate was right...I did wear the pants in my last 2 relationships. Maybe thatswhy Im alone now. Whatever...I prefer being alone now. its hard to find a decent guy in Los Angeles annd your entry proves me right
i went to the burgundy room last night. i was sitting at the bar and this chick comes and sits next to me.
"hi, i'm dawn."
"hi, i'm marc... we've met before." (so has LTrain, hahahahahaha)
so after a few minutes of idle banter and her not getting my jokes, she asks me to watch her beer and her seat while she goes and smokes....
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"hi, i'm dawn."
"hi, i'm marc... we've met before." (so has LTrain, hahahahahaha)
so after a few minutes of idle banter and her not getting my jokes, she asks me to watch her beer and her seat while she goes and smokes....
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koleeta:
you're so making that up.
syberea:
fucking bitches anyway...
so i was at this coffee shop earlier and they had comedy night with the most horrible standups i've ever seen. i was drunk and i like to heckle, so it was a good time. this one comic was picking on some guy in the crowd calling him stupid or something and then the comic made a reference to osmosis and then yells at the...
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koleeta:
I know you're just making all this shit up...
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TRENDS ARE, DO YOU?!
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TRENDS ARE, DO YOU?!
bean:
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TRENDS ARE, DO YOU?!
oh wait...
oh wait...
From: "Darrell Thomson"
Date: Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:48:50 AM US/Pacific
To: "Marc Yelloz"
Subject: CareerBuilder.com: Your Resume
Subject: Your resume
From: Joseph Montagna
Hello, I am a Regional Manager for Primerica, they are a division of Citigroup. We are looking for people, part time or full time that are open to exploring a career option with us. We have a great opportunity here for...
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Date: Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:48:50 AM US/Pacific
To: "Marc Yelloz"
Subject: CareerBuilder.com: Your Resume
Subject: Your resume
From: Joseph Montagna
Hello, I am a Regional Manager for Primerica, they are a division of Citigroup. We are looking for people, part time or full time that are open to exploring a career option with us. We have a great opportunity here for...
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er:
i love you too
josh:
bwahahahahaha
You rule, Marc.
You rule, Marc.
i've noticed people don't really comment on the longer entries... lazy bastards. on that note: those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays, also known as shower days.
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josh:
You suck Marc. 
Hey, are you going to SG Disney?
Hey, are you going to SG Disney?
silver___:
don't forget to wash your privates!
Hitler's rise to power (encyclopedia.com)
To Germans burdened by reparations payments to the victors of World War I, and threatened by hyperinflation, political chaos, and a possible Communist takeover, Hitler,
frenzied yet magnetic, offered scapegoats and solutions. To the economically depressed he promised to despoil Jew financiers, to workers he promised security. He gained the financial support of bankers and industrialists
with his virulent anti-Communism...
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To Germans burdened by reparations payments to the victors of World War I, and threatened by hyperinflation, political chaos, and a possible Communist takeover, Hitler,
frenzied yet magnetic, offered scapegoats and solutions. To the economically depressed he promised to despoil Jew financiers, to workers he promised security. He gained the financial support of bankers and industrialists
with his virulent anti-Communism...
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userlame:
Arnold Hitleregger. OMG I SEE IT NOW. 
pick me up on the way, will you?
pick me up on the way, will you?
er:
where you been, kid?
marcsucks needs to come back.
...but you weren't.
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