This shirt, the "Slashed Army T-Shirt" by Balmain, is for sale over on net-a-porter.com. You can buy it right now.
The description for this thing in which you might not even elect to paint your house reads:
Go for stylishly dishevelled[sic] cool in Balmain's olive green distressed detail cotton t-shirt. Work the runway look by teaming this statement staple with cargo pants and ankle boots for a luxe spin on utility chic.
This shirt, this shirt you can make yourself (as Perez Hilton suggests) with a $20 American Apparel tee and a pair of scissors, this shirt, a shirt your Mom would make you throw away, this t-shirt costs (or rather is being sold for): $1,625.00. Plus shipping.
You read that correctly. One-thousand-six-hundred-twenty-five fucking dollars. And if you're a US size 6 or 8, you're shit out of luck: they're sold out. If you're a US 2 or 4, however, and have been using fifty dollar bills as facial tissue, click here to buy yourself one.
I wish I had a snarky pithy comment for you here, but I'm very nearly at a loss for words. I leave it to you.
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UPDATE: I think the shirt needs to be renamed, "The Necronomicon T-Shirt" by Balmain.
