What the fuck is going on?
What is causing this massive amount of apathy and flakiness in people?
Am I the only one going through this shit, because i am in a foreign country?
Do i fucking smell, spit when i talk or try to grope you when we interact?
What. The. Fuck. Man?
See, there is one thing you all need to understand: if i talk to you, it does not mean i wanna get into your pants. Sometimes -most of the times, to be correct- if i talk to you, or invite you somewhere is because i don't know anyone up here, and i rather go enjoy something i wouldn't otherwise be able to properly enjoy back in shitty Panama -mostly because the shit i would ask you out to go to would NEVER fucking happen there- with someone else, preferably with the same tastes i share, than going at it on my own and stand in a corner, peering silently at the whatever the fuck i went to see and/or do.
Look, i know i look like the fucking Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, with the lame beard, shorts, round belly and weird conversation topics... and i know that the chances you, as a fucking owner of a vagina, would be interested in this train wreck are pretty slim. -No pun intended.
Still, I man up and talk to you and ask you out.
Fuck it, i know a thing or two about perseverance, if anything.
But for fuck's sake!
Enough is enough, you know?
i feel like i traveled back in time to when i was fucking 12 years old, and was the weird, fat, smelly kid who sat at the back of the class and drew weird shit all day.
Fuck that. I am not. I don't smell bad; i'm fucking borderline psychotic when it comes to my personal hygiene.
I am in a really sour mood, in case you have not been able to deduce that by now.
I am quite upset -i'm tired of having my interest, enthusiasm and proactivity mistaken for a lame attempt at a pick up.
Fokin maltrip man... fokin maltrip.
...
Sorry for the nagging and whining and emo outburst.
As you can see i'm quite upset, and the unavailability of a significant other, or a good friend to just blurt this shit out got to me, so i piled it up right here, for your entertainment.
I'm just gonna go play some warcraft and then go to bed.
meh.
What is causing this massive amount of apathy and flakiness in people?
Am I the only one going through this shit, because i am in a foreign country?
Do i fucking smell, spit when i talk or try to grope you when we interact?
What. The. Fuck. Man?
See, there is one thing you all need to understand: if i talk to you, it does not mean i wanna get into your pants. Sometimes -most of the times, to be correct- if i talk to you, or invite you somewhere is because i don't know anyone up here, and i rather go enjoy something i wouldn't otherwise be able to properly enjoy back in shitty Panama -mostly because the shit i would ask you out to go to would NEVER fucking happen there- with someone else, preferably with the same tastes i share, than going at it on my own and stand in a corner, peering silently at the whatever the fuck i went to see and/or do.
Look, i know i look like the fucking Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, with the lame beard, shorts, round belly and weird conversation topics... and i know that the chances you, as a fucking owner of a vagina, would be interested in this train wreck are pretty slim. -No pun intended.
Still, I man up and talk to you and ask you out.
Fuck it, i know a thing or two about perseverance, if anything.
But for fuck's sake!
Enough is enough, you know?
i feel like i traveled back in time to when i was fucking 12 years old, and was the weird, fat, smelly kid who sat at the back of the class and drew weird shit all day.
Fuck that. I am not. I don't smell bad; i'm fucking borderline psychotic when it comes to my personal hygiene.
I am in a really sour mood, in case you have not been able to deduce that by now.
I am quite upset -i'm tired of having my interest, enthusiasm and proactivity mistaken for a lame attempt at a pick up.
Fokin maltrip man... fokin maltrip.
...
Sorry for the nagging and whining and emo outburst.
As you can see i'm quite upset, and the unavailability of a significant other, or a good friend to just blurt this shit out got to me, so i piled it up right here, for your entertainment.
I'm just gonna go play some warcraft and then go to bed.
meh.