EL IMPOTENTE HULK!
By now everyone and their freaking aunt has seen The Avengers.
When i was a kid, i had a friend by the name of Jose Antonio Ruiz. He was a HUGE fan of The Hulk. Also, he was really... REALLY skinny.
Now, i have been a chubby lunchbox since day one... so the fact that this skinny kid idolized The Hulk was something that, at the tender age of 7 or 8, i was unable to understand.
We would play in my backyard. I would be Superman, Batman or "The Guy With The Cat Claws" -Wolverine, a word that i was unable to utter until i turned 13 or so- and Jose Antonio would always... ALWAYS be The Hulk.
Fast forward some 20+ years, and here i sit... updating my blog -at the pointed request of Holga- a big fan of the Hulk myself.
Now, as an adult riddled with frustrations left and right i understand the appeal of the character. Fuck, there are days when i want to just "break shit, and fuck on the floor" (to quote the GREAT Henry Rollins!) because it seems like the only logic and authentic way of dealing with the amount of shit we get thrown at us on a day to day basis.
The Hulk is a kick ass character, and i like it. Ruffalo's portrayal of Banner was really cool in the movie, and that one scene where *SPOILER ALERT* The Green Goliath beat the SHIT outta Loki *SPOILER ALERT!* had me cheering like a fucking kid -Jose Antonio, if you will- amid the most apathetic crowd i've been part of in recent years.
Speaking of The Hulk...check this one out:
http://youtu.be/Ur9e-tBqcmY <-just click the link, the fucking thing is not working properly.
I did that, modafoka. On my own. And i think the Hulk's TV Show ending theme ties that scene like a vasectomy done in Tijuana. What do you think?
Also, i have like the biggest crush on Holga right now. Just wanted you to know that.
So yeah, i hoped you enjoyed that pic of El Impotente HULK's schlong up there.
I'm out!