butchdapper

Hola, folks. It's time for the quiff report, with your tour guide, Butch Dapper, at the wheel.

Something terrifying is brewing under my skin...excited atoms and liquid sleaze running so hot I feel like some Freddie dancing and Elvis rock and roll. Damn, blast and fuckity-fuck girls, that's all I want to do right now. Cooking? Nope. Study? Forget it. Housework? Maybe a little. Boys and girls, I want hot lights, tight jeans and loud music...and it's going to happen, people. It will happen.

I've got something to put in you.

Edit: This.