Well they say my stepdad is making progress, which is good cause it seems like he was being his usual stubborn self at first by not taking his medications. But he's gotten on the good foot, and is making steps towards progression. He still rambles occasionally, but it's not as bad as it used to be. So here's to hoping.....
And I meant to put these up before my life went to hell, more Chuck Norris goodness.....
-Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If youre still alive, its because Chuck Norris loves you.
-There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
- In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
- Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
-When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesnt get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
-When a tsunami happens, its because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean.
- Chuck Norris poops light sabers.
- Chuck Norris clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds it backwards.
- Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it.
-Chuck Norriss belly button is actually a power outlet.
-Camels have a hump because Chuck Norris needed a place to store his kills.
- Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.
-Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
-On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
- Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- When Chuck Norris vomits, wealthy people scavenge it for food. Too bad for them Chuck Norris never vomits.
- If Chuck Norris were a ballet dancer, hed strangle you gracefully with his tutu. And then himself.
- Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.
- Our founding fathers originally decreed a strict separation between Chuck Norris and state. Chuck Norris eliminated them.
- The only thing Chuck Norris fears is Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris uses staples as hair gel.
- Chuck Norris doesnt wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
- Even Chuck Norris cant believe nobody Chuck Norrised this guy a long time ago.
-When Chuck Norris farts, several hundred species go extinct. Dinosaurs were around the last time Chuck Norris farted, lets not hope he farts again.
-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
-According to Einsteins theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday
-As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
-Wilt Chamberlin claims to of slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
-Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
And I meant to put these up before my life went to hell, more Chuck Norris goodness.....
-Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If youre still alive, its because Chuck Norris loves you.
-There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
- In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
- Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
-When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesnt get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
-When a tsunami happens, its because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean.
- Chuck Norris poops light sabers.
- Chuck Norris clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds it backwards.
- Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it.
-Chuck Norriss belly button is actually a power outlet.
-Camels have a hump because Chuck Norris needed a place to store his kills.
- Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.
-Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
-On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
- Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- When Chuck Norris vomits, wealthy people scavenge it for food. Too bad for them Chuck Norris never vomits.
- If Chuck Norris were a ballet dancer, hed strangle you gracefully with his tutu. And then himself.
- Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.
- Our founding fathers originally decreed a strict separation between Chuck Norris and state. Chuck Norris eliminated them.
- The only thing Chuck Norris fears is Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris uses staples as hair gel.
- Chuck Norris doesnt wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
- Even Chuck Norris cant believe nobody Chuck Norrised this guy a long time ago.
-When Chuck Norris farts, several hundred species go extinct. Dinosaurs were around the last time Chuck Norris farted, lets not hope he farts again.
-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
-According to Einsteins theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday
-As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
-Wilt Chamberlin claims to of slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
-Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.