Incredibly long week. The new year literally started with my stepdad having a stroke right here in our house. He's still in the hospital, but we're talking about rehab and recovery now. He still has his motor functions, communication ability and the majority of his memory so that's a blessing. One day at a time for now.
And in another change of events, I also...
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And in another change of events, I also...
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You must be a psychic
Because every element of you shows a glimpse of the future
I tasted my salvation on the tips of your lips
I see the motion of the ocean in your hips when you walk
I hear the best part of my day in your voice on the phone
But youre scaring me
Because I feel the power you can wield...
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Because every element of you shows a glimpse of the future
I tasted my salvation on the tips of your lips
I see the motion of the ocean in your hips when you walk
I hear the best part of my day in your voice on the phone
But youre scaring me
Because I feel the power you can wield...
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puresauciness:
You are so cute when you are insistent!
I will buy your porn. I just need to wait until there is a little "breathing room" in my budget. I just bought a new camera (Nikon D50
) and spent about $800 on it...then I splurged on the family for Christmas (I won't even endeavor to share that figure)....and now I am scraping for tuition money for this semester. Now...whose priorities are all fucked up?
Tell me, what would you recommend my first purchase to be? What do you think I'd enjoy? What is your own favorite?
I will buy your porn. I just need to wait until there is a little "breathing room" in my budget. I just bought a new camera (Nikon D50
) and spent about $800 on it...then I splurged on the family for Christmas (I won't even endeavor to share that figure)....and now I am scraping for tuition money for this semester. Now...whose priorities are all fucked up?
Tell me, what would you recommend my first purchase to be? What do you think I'd enjoy? What is your own favorite?
HAPPY NEW YEAR to everyone. I hope 2006 is the "yin" to 2005's "yang" cause on many many levels this year sucked ass crack.
lyfeforce:
yah. Here here
I love these things!
Some cold hard facts about Mr. T....
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly,...
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Some cold hard facts about Mr. T....
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly,...
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puresauciness:
awww.....you didn't realize I was talking about you? 
lyfeforce:
"Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's."
this explains so much.....
I am, however, still waiting for an explanation concerning new coke.
this explains so much.....
I am, however, still waiting for an explanation concerning new coke.
Part 2 of my Chuck Norris tribute
I swear this shit is BRILLIANT
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name...
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I swear this shit is BRILLIANT
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name...
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lyfeforce:
sheesh. I actually saw sidekicks recently. What would really happen if some kid turned around and heard "Hi I'm Chuck Norris. Now why don't we go out there and win this thing".
probably armageddon. Just a theory
probably armageddon. Just a theory
lyfeforce:
Merry X-maHanaKwanzakWhatever to you man!
You made me laugh.
You made me cry
You showed me pain can heal others
You inspired my way of thinking
Revealing your shortcomings provoked me to overcome my own.
Your death will be mourned immensely, but your life will be forever remembered and celebrated.
Hell, you made your life a culture changing career.
I'll miss you and I never even met you
Rest In...
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You made me cry
You showed me pain can heal others
You inspired my way of thinking
Revealing your shortcomings provoked me to overcome my own.
Your death will be mourned immensely, but your life will be forever remembered and celebrated.
Hell, you made your life a culture changing career.
I'll miss you and I never even met you
Rest In...
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lyfeforce:
By the way, your tapes are in!
lyfeforce:
Yeah. You should see these things... I haven't taken the wrapping off... but these are TOP SHELF.
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poeticdesires:
he's so cute.
raise him right (so he doesn't turn into the scratching, hissing, horror of a cat i'm living with now).
raise him right (so he doesn't turn into the scratching, hissing, horror of a cat i'm living with now).
puresauciness:
what a cutie!!
and as you requested, I sent you my e-mail address.
and as you requested, I sent you my e-mail address.
buster_hymen:
The 2nd Cat era has begun
I want to say, and I TRULY mean this, Thank you all so much to all who left me birthday wishes and replies. I didn't even ask for the attention, so the fact that I got it makes it all the more sweet.
Akira- I ALREADY GOT YOUR BIRTHDAY/CHRISTMAS present. And you're getting it early before your impulsive buying ass gets it first!
Lyfeforce- You...
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Akira- I ALREADY GOT YOUR BIRTHDAY/CHRISTMAS present. And you're getting it early before your impulsive buying ass gets it first!
Lyfeforce- You...
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lyfeforce:
Respect. You could say no, but then I'd ask to see if you had one of those mind control worms in your ear.
Many Happy Returns!
Many Happy Returns!
puresauciness:
That sounds like lots and lots of fun...followed by more trouble for you mister
Another night wasted, guarding this cave that I call a room
Hoping this pen will do right by my nom de plum
Impulsive scribbling usually equals awful tunes
But I hope to be timeless, like words scrawled on tombs
From fall to June, I used to conform to conformity
Marching towards death like soldiers in Normandy
A by-product of a system that was broke from...
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Hoping this pen will do right by my nom de plum
Impulsive scribbling usually equals awful tunes
But I hope to be timeless, like words scrawled on tombs
From fall to June, I used to conform to conformity
Marching towards death like soldiers in Normandy
A by-product of a system that was broke from...
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lyfeforce:
Happy birthday man. i'd give you porn for your birthday, but....
seriously, have some fun.
seriously, have some fun.
kris7:
That was awesome! I find myself scared by some of the shit I write too, but I just love confrontational writing, especially when it's introspective.
Happy Birthday by the way!
Happy Birthday by the way!
Came across this via a friend a my job. This is fucking AWESOME. And at one point in time (most likely the 80's) almost every boy felt this way.......
The Rules of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to...
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The Rules of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to...
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lyfeforce:
What.... The..... FUCK!
That's just.... the most stellar random list of shit ever.
That's just.... the most stellar random list of shit ever.
Saw a friend do this on his journal and figured "Eh what the hell......."
1) Despite my seemingly infinite ego, I'm overtly insecure about my judgment, physique and talent.
2) I've hurt more people than I've helped, and causing others any type of pain torments me 10 fold. Explains the voices in my head
3) I'm cursed with bad teeth and a fucked up hairline...
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1) Despite my seemingly infinite ego, I'm overtly insecure about my judgment, physique and talent.
2) I've hurt more people than I've helped, and causing others any type of pain torments me 10 fold. Explains the voices in my head
3) I'm cursed with bad teeth and a fucked up hairline...
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puresauciness:
regarding my social calendar, i am NEVER this busy. I am usually fairly lonely.
regarding your entry, I think I want to date you...really. I have read tons of these "20 things about myself" entries and never been so touched or left feeling inquisitive about the person.
regarding your entry, I think I want to date you...really. I have read tons of these "20 things about myself" entries and never been so touched or left feeling inquisitive about the person.
lyfeforce:
Standing up and pumping fist in air for 1-3, 11, 13, and motha-effuckkkin 20!
also:
<--taco.
also:
<--taco.
It really is beautiful...they did an amazing job screen printing...you can see it just shining!!!