As long as there are Grandmas There will be Love in the World
I purchased this shirt when Elle and I attended the Pullayup State Fair. I am only sharing this with you all now because the vendor has long since packed up and left so this gem is all mine for at least another year.
When I saw it I initially pictured this sweatshop filled with Grandmas having to work long hours attempting to supply the ever-growing love deficit plaguing America. I also was tickled by the idea of the Grandma Power Plant going nuclear. But it wasn't until earlier today that I re-visioned the meaning of the shirt, through conversation with friends, into what I would consider now a good candidate for a action-adventure screenplay.
In the Heartland of America is a power plant that provides crucial love reserves to America. This one of a kind power source harnesses the love generated from a series of grandmothers who repel the embodiment of hatred (similar to magnets). Terrorists, hoping to bring hate and destruction to the world, have infiltrated the power plant and are slowly deactivating each of the grandmothers.
The only way they can be stopped is through the deployment of a newly-formed, elite military team that will prevent the grandmother power plant from going nuclear. This elite team of heroes, each codenamed after an appropriate Carebear, is put to their greatest test in one of the World's greatest missions.
Admit it, you'd eat this up like a bowl of prune-whip!