My name is Franklin Webber, I am a homo sapien from the planet Earth. I have survived twenty-nine years of life. I continue to live at this moment.
I have numerous likes, dislikes, and characteristics that are often useful in describing the details of my person. However, I will not discuss any of those at this moment as I often find my largest growing hobby is going about maintaining these lists of hobbies. With all that said, I will now contradict myself and tell you that I am a large fan of Kurt Vonnegut. He is an author of extraordinary little talent, but a brilliant artist. I mostly enjoy his work drawing assholes. Here is one that is for sale for 80 USD.
I am not here to sell fine art. Instead, I am here to tell you a variety of stories related to the twenty-nine years of my life. The inclusion of a number of visual and audio props attempt to add validity to a these stories. Otherwise, you might be inclined to believe this is a work of fiction. For fiction, this would be a dreadful bore.