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BABY JESUS OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
DRUNKEN LUMBERJACK BABY JESUS
CHICKEN TASTING BABY JESUS
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Travelin'
I was driving along, listening to some crazy ass music, sounded like somebody raping a keyboard, and I turned left and saw a sign that read "Hell is Real."
I looked right and the devil was sitting in my passenger seat.
"I never would have brought you on this trip if you told me Hell was Real," I told him.
"What can I say,...
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cellosoul:
beatnik meets Stephen King meets satan (*snaps fingers*)
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Mans greatest invention
for Alyssa

She inspired letters
They invented the alphabet
just to describe her
Just to put a name on her beauty
A name that everyone could pronounce
could share, could remember

When she pursed her lips
I should have kissed her
but those lips were amazing even better than advertised - like something in a love poem
and I gave her my...
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Writers block

My words arent as good
today
as they were yesterday
A melancholy snow is on the ground, and
Im stuck face down
in an ugly mindfuck
Thinking too much, doing too little
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Georgia, I'm missing you

I holed up in Denver
waiting for the snowfall
testing out the rabbit holes
trying to meet you

I busted out to Oklahoma
saw it comining a mile away
it was flat and ugly

but, I saw a pretty little girl on the corner
selling her pretty self
She was turned on
packed full of neon
light up
in the night...
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MYSELF & THE ORANGUTANG

I demand separate quarters
for myself and the orangutang
his stench is sickly addictive after a while
his bare red ass puts me to shame
and I see no reason
that I should be quarantined with him

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untitled/unfinished

im not here to tell you what i think
im only here
to tell you how it is

yesterday:
fifty people inhaled
the emotions of a rock star
the man was a twisted
picture of democracy
with a crown on his head
a perfect idol
everyone fell asleep
on the main drag
between fascination
and annihilation

today:
i am standing next to some whore...
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Easy Street Cafe': Bowling Green, OH

The sleep stage
existence of 900

sewer rats

drove me to sing

a ballad

about dirty writers and the women who love them

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The Sound of the Ocean

Dragging the boat through the sand
seemed harder
in my pink bathing suit
I fell entirely into a crab hole
terrified
of the crab so large, it could make such a hole
I dangled at the end of my boat, out of my element, no one to help
me, but a sea shell
who merely recorded my screams
and played...
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Our Savior

its easter
and im lonely
time for some ressurection
time to leave that old body behind
and make new mistakes
in a different skin
time to stop crying about holes in my hands/ holes in my heart
time to hop around
hop on somebody
bounce endlessly until i pop
i can always live again
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71 South

I couldn't whistle and she
couldn't spit.
Outside Middletown Ohio we came across a carnival
of 18 wheelers
beggin' for a shine.
So we did it up.
She did the windows
I did the tires,
we worked all day
and fell in love
in the evening air
north of Cincinnati.

abracapocus:
The profile pic is Phil Hale. His work is simply incredible.

I found some MP3s of The Detachment Kit. I like their sound, so they've past the first test biggrin. I'll put them in heavy rotation on the i-pod and most likely end up picking up their album. Thanks for the tip!
copafeelia:
To read your poem you'd almost be tricked into thinking that 71 South isn't the most boring fucking stretch of highway on the planet. Very nice. Again.