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shoegal:
yay! you changed your name back!!
mnislahi:
thanks love! 
i got a call around midnight from this girl...whom i have no idea who she is wanting to have phone sex with me. I seriously said to her:
look lady, don't you know that the 4400 is on...it's the fuckin season finale, and your fuckin it all up for me
i swear I'm such a lady when it comes to TV
look lady, don't you know that the 4400 is on...it's the fuckin season finale, and your fuckin it all up for me
i swear I'm such a lady when it comes to TV
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_alice_:
me too
shoegal:
pssssssssssssh..
i can't believe you picked tv over hearing me get off!!!
wtf?!?
i can't believe you picked tv over hearing me get off!!!
wtf?!?
stlyk v.s the law
I went to jury duty today for like 8 hours. I'd rather have my balls clawed out by a wolverine
but the bright side is that I don't have to go back for another 6 years.
noctem:
6 years? WTF? Out here we get called up almost once a year. Bastards.....
zanafar:
Easest way to get out of it......as soon as you get in the door shout "DEATH PENALITY! DEATH PENALITY!!!! 
"
Then laugh like a madman
"
Then laugh like a madman
(btw: i'm changing my name for a few days for my lovely alyk)
so today I was approached by a person in another office about joining a mens self-help group...why? I have no idea. The last thing I think I need is to be in a group were I cry and hug men because for some reason my life isn't going the way it's supposed...
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shoegal:
people don't wanna be responsible for their actions, you're right.
i don't like to think that i'm responsible for the horrible things that i do all the time.
haha.
thanks for the comment about the pic, you're fucking sweet as always
i don't like to think that i'm responsible for the horrible things that i do all the time.
haha.
thanks for the comment about the pic, you're fucking sweet as always
darklis:
You changed your name because I did, you big 'ol copykitty.
so today i lost my virginity, sort of by accident. i know, that sounds weird, but when i have enough time tomorrow i'll edit this
i must say that i didn't really care, but at the same time I had no "desire" to have sex more. i figure it's kinda stupid to suspect what i'm going to feel, but i dunno. i don't feel at...
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i must say that i didn't really care, but at the same time I had no "desire" to have sex more. i figure it's kinda stupid to suspect what i'm going to feel, but i dunno. i don't feel at...
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zanafar:
Soooo....would a High Five be unappropiate at the moment? 
alyk:
I had planned to send you a singing clown telegram or something when this happened, but you gave me no warning...But, it seems much less celebratory than I had expected, so I guess it's ok...
Oh my god, I can't believe you didn't save yourself for me...
Oh my god, I can't believe you didn't save yourself for me...
crying out loud
i'm passing my time at work by seeing how loud I can fart without someone saying something.
then I found out as I'm wriing this, that what if they are hearing this, and they are choosing not to say something... that'll suck.
the last time I worked. I worked in an office setting, and it sucked. there were prolly like 15 of...
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i'm passing my time at work by seeing how loud I can fart without someone saying something.
then I found out as I'm wriing this, that what if they are hearing this, and they are choosing not to say something... that'll suck.
the last time I worked. I worked in an office setting, and it sucked. there were prolly like 15 of...
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zanafar:
Thanks 
noctem:
Hey man, you've been kinda quiet for a while. What're you up to?
i'm working on the last story in my book
it's sort of bittersweet. I've been workin on this book for 4 years and it's about 6 months until it's over
i can't wait to get started on my next book
it's sort of bittersweet. I've been workin on this book for 4 years and it's about 6 months until it's over
i can't wait to get started on my next book
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shoegal:
i read what you wrote once, and i need to read it again before i respond...and i do have a response. its very interesting... 
ben_:
thank you
well i wish there were some shows, but here are no good shows... what about you?
good luck with your book, can't wait to see it when it's out! how is it distributed?
well i wish there were some shows, but here are no good shows... what about you?
good luck with your book, can't wait to see it when it's out! how is it distributed?
so a father of my old childhood friend comes up to me and says. " are you married yet?" and I say "no". then he says " still being a playboy right?" I laugh in my disgust and say " uhh...sure"
I had a conversation with a friend the other day about courtship, and he said: "when do you think you'll get married" I said...
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_alice_:
i live in a bad neighbourhood in a trashy building. the girl that lives next door to me is a religious freak who listenes to bible verses on tape really loud at 1am, my downtsairs neighbours are dirty bikers (the ones i`m complaining about), and my other downsaitrs neighbor is this older woman who looks like a sack of leather because she chain smokes all freekin day and night.
good times.
good times.
alyk:
I love you too, baby...That was so sweet...Thank you...
shhh...don't tell anybody, but I make 13 dollars an hour not doing work, and saying hi to everyone on SG
(pictures to come)
(pictures to come)
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karebeer:
are they hiring?? ♥
♥
lucia:
Hey, thanks for the set comment. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.