interviewing people again. ha.
me: "so what can you bring to the job that someone else might not?"
dude: "integrity... morals, i guess." blah blah blah old job "and they would all curse every other word and, i mean, i've slipped up, but i don't do that. it just shows how they aren't really focused."
i'm sorry. wrong answer. we don't have morals around here.
okay. we do, but... no. we don't hire people who don't like vulgarity in all its many wonderous forms. we are gross, farting, cursing, judgmental, cynical bastards. morals have no place here, fool!
it may have been the most amusing part of my day, actually.
and last night was awesome!
i even got to see alisa for a hot minute and that made it even better! 
me: "so what can you bring to the job that someone else might not?"
dude: "integrity... morals, i guess." blah blah blah old job "and they would all curse every other word and, i mean, i've slipped up, but i don't do that. it just shows how they aren't really focused."
i'm sorry. wrong answer. we don't have morals around here.
okay. we do, but... no. we don't hire people who don't like vulgarity in all its many wonderous forms. we are gross, farting, cursing, judgmental, cynical bastards. morals have no place here, fool!
it may have been the most amusing part of my day, actually.
and last night was awesome!
i even got to see alisa for a hot minute and that made it even better! VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
trees2112:
I would fucking love to work in a goddamn place where shit like this was cool.
streetspirit:
Ahhh...I couldn't find it because your name wasn't on it. A mini striptease...nice!