Dear Kevin Aimes,
Be it some manner of blessing outside of what youd at first presume it to be, or altogether some other frostbitten horror or well-gnarled form of punishment, theyve had me on the chain gangs since ten days ago. Hacking down the highway with rusted machetes and scythes, slowly marching uncomfortably sideways down barren stretches of highway, occasionally passing small thickets of residential...
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Be it some manner of blessing outside of what youd at first presume it to be, or altogether some other frostbitten horror or well-gnarled form of punishment, theyve had me on the chain gangs since ten days ago. Hacking down the highway with rusted machetes and scythes, slowly marching uncomfortably sideways down barren stretches of highway, occasionally passing small thickets of residential...
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RE: Studdogs As Role Models For Suicide Girls
Dear Neil Garriscond,
Im enclosing for you in this package a small parcel that I believe to contain the severed left hand which was used to mark up Brett Karnes apartment shortly before his house was searched by Kansas City Police. Brett himself, to my knowledge, is still missing. This might actually be Bretts hand, if you...
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Dear Neil Garriscond,
Im enclosing for you in this package a small parcel that I believe to contain the severed left hand which was used to mark up Brett Karnes apartment shortly before his house was searched by Kansas City Police. Brett himself, to my knowledge, is still missing. This might actually be Bretts hand, if you...
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lenore:
Done! 
teena:
oh i guess i was too late to vote. pfffft.
happy note endings are good. so are weekends filled with drinking and haze. good. good.
i go on vacation in 24 hours. i cannot cannot cannot wait.
happy note endings are good. so are weekends filled with drinking and haze. good. good.
i go on vacation in 24 hours. i cannot cannot cannot wait.
Dear Neil Garriscond,
There was a hold-up at a filling station in Wyoming that, for the most part, I had nothing to do with. Later when there were police officers surrounding the outside perimeters and pushing full force through the front windows in order to provide everyone inside with a frightening element of surprise (for the television cameras from the News stations, I presume), I...
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There was a hold-up at a filling station in Wyoming that, for the most part, I had nothing to do with. Later when there were police officers surrounding the outside perimeters and pushing full force through the front windows in order to provide everyone inside with a frightening element of surprise (for the television cameras from the News stations, I presume), I...
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cutriver:
'I don't quite see the absence of perception running here, sir.'
I'm struggling with this double negative.
It would appear we don't understand each other, but then that's not necessarily a bad thing...
I'm struggling with this double negative.
It would appear we don't understand each other, but then that's not necessarily a bad thing...
kay:
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
~cheers
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
~cheers
Dear Neil Garriscond,
Its almost winter, isnt it? Today during lunchtime, this guy got the sharp end of a sliver from a broken cafeteria tray shoved into his abdomen and he bled to death before the guards could carry him to the infirmary. Someone had called out, No, thats fuckin not alright! just moments before all the commotion started and the first cry sounded. Lunch...
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Its almost winter, isnt it? Today during lunchtime, this guy got the sharp end of a sliver from a broken cafeteria tray shoved into his abdomen and he bled to death before the guards could carry him to the infirmary. Someone had called out, No, thats fuckin not alright! just moments before all the commotion started and the first cry sounded. Lunch...
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comrade:
You forgot that Joe Lally was in Fugazi, possibly the greatest band in the world.
kay:
You will be back soon!
I have missed you!
~beauty
I have missed you!
~beauty
Dear Neil Garriscond,
Im sitting in the courtyard now, sipping from a plastic cup of really cheap beer. Ive noticed that its a lot harder here to get better provisions than it was elsewhere. Its tough, in its way. But then again, if everything were to stay the same in life, then I would have to settle in here, deal with it and consider this...
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Im sitting in the courtyard now, sipping from a plastic cup of really cheap beer. Ive noticed that its a lot harder here to get better provisions than it was elsewhere. Its tough, in its way. But then again, if everything were to stay the same in life, then I would have to settle in here, deal with it and consider this...
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kay:
Yep, Arizona and Antarctica are both deserts by definition. Polar desert. We are high, dry, and windy. Though what I would not give for a tumble weed to blow by right about now... 
kay:
Yes, you hit the nail on the head in so many ways I cannot even begin to say. Actually if I had not loathed my boss as much as I did...I never would have come here, so there is the sunny side up perspective. He was just a bad man though.
Dear Neil Garriscond,
Two weeks in and the difference can already be seen on the skin of my arms and neck alone. It is much paler. In stark contrast to how hard and cold I feel on the inside, my skin is abnormally soft and warm over the brittle ache of my bones. As if by some chance in these near-Arctic halls I have found...
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Two weeks in and the difference can already be seen on the skin of my arms and neck alone. It is much paler. In stark contrast to how hard and cold I feel on the inside, my skin is abnormally soft and warm over the brittle ache of my bones. As if by some chance in these near-Arctic halls I have found...
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franandzooey:
I am confused. Are they tearing down your greenhouse? That's wrong. Incorrect. 
burialrabbits:
Yes, the city and victims families have both joined filthy hands in some snotty semblance of a faux-support group/militia, haphazardly putting together some laughable mission statement on behalf of their new organization Families Against Prisoner Say, after which the presiding judge ruled that the greenhouse on my estate is rightfully the property of the state now, and, accordingly, shall be sold to pay for compensation. Ironically enough, the shareholders for the Municipal Building have contracted the offices of Corpse On Pumpkin to photograph the razing. So with any luck, I should be in the possession of a weekend pass right soon. Thanks to President Carter, this is a very real possibility. So feel free to roam along the grounds until you find something that may be of worth to you. If I see you there during the accompanying ceremonies, I will be sure to catch you for a moment to say hello.
Dear Neil Garriscond,
Its likely that I will no longer find myself able to attend your engagement of the 29th, as recent incarceration has found me within certain limits where it regards the capability of wandering where it is that I please. All of my lingering debts have been signed over to my consultant, a very courteous and understanding John Sheen, with the insinuation that...
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Its likely that I will no longer find myself able to attend your engagement of the 29th, as recent incarceration has found me within certain limits where it regards the capability of wandering where it is that I please. All of my lingering debts have been signed over to my consultant, a very courteous and understanding John Sheen, with the insinuation that...
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franandzooey:
Your most humbling moment.
That is why on "change of heart" they don't let the person who wants to stay together turn his/her card over before the person who wants to break up. It would be too gosh-o. Sorry if that came out insensitive. It just proves a point I have been trying to make for a long time. Anyway if you need to talk, I am a click away.
Unless you want to yell at me then:
that is o.k. too.
That is why on "change of heart" they don't let the person who wants to stay together turn his/her card over before the person who wants to break up. It would be too gosh-o. Sorry if that came out insensitive. It just proves a point I have been trying to make for a long time. Anyway if you need to talk, I am a click away.
Unless you want to yell at me then:
that is o.k. too. 
decommissioned:
Have you seen that new Stormy pictorial? It makes me want to wrap hundred dollar bills around my ankles and break into the Carly Venson account at the bank. The other day she was wearing this low-cut shirt and when she bent over I could see things I know her mother wouldn't want me to think of as coming from the beaten-up womb of an alcoholic.
By the way, I fucking had a heart attack when I saw what you spray-painted on Glasgow's palm trees before he got back into town.
It's too bad, I guess, that he stole your girl and I watched them do it in the bed of my truck while we drove back from Daytona. Rearview mirrors are crazy.
Tell Adam from What's Yr Damage to eat my shit, and I guess I'll see you later, dude.
Killer!
[Edited on Jan 21, 2004 3:54PM]
By the way, I fucking had a heart attack when I saw what you spray-painted on Glasgow's palm trees before he got back into town.
It's too bad, I guess, that he stole your girl and I watched them do it in the bed of my truck while we drove back from Daytona. Rearview mirrors are crazy.
Tell Adam from What's Yr Damage to eat my shit, and I guess I'll see you later, dude.
Killer!
[Edited on Jan 21, 2004 3:54PM]
~cheers