RE: Studdogs As Role Models For Suicide Girls
Dear Neil Garriscond,
Im enclosing for you in this package a small parcel that I believe to contain the severed left hand which was used to mark up Brett Karnes apartment shortly before his house was searched by Kansas City Police. Brett himself, to my knowledge, is still missing. This might actually be Bretts hand, if you really think about it, but I cant open this package here, and by all accounts I should never have received it at this address to begin with.
The warden, as it were, makes somewhat of an example of the postal system by rummaging through packages which may strike his fancy. I am very relieved that such an episode was not the case here, although I have heard the wardens own recently unexplained absences might be due to a cyst that has developed in his brain, which may perfectly explain the minimal amount of searching parcels.
Also, I would like you to know that my attorneys Bale Serrick and Kevin Aimes have arranged for me a short leave, whereupon I will be flown expressly to Portland, Maine to oversee the funeral of Depeche Mode element Andrew Fletchers brother Kory Fletcher.
During this trip I will be interviewed by Travis Cambridge concerning the Suicide Girls battle of unsigned bands currently being hosted by Playboy magazine. Playboy.com and Suicide Girls have rallied together to have Central Florida criminals/musicians The Studdogs vie for the crown of champs.
Suicide Girls resident member townmoron, as bassist for the Studdogs, has asked for me to request that you have the entire office vote for his band here:
Studdogs As Role Models For Suicide Girls
The photograph pictured is by Corpse On Pumpkin, which suits me fine.
As unruly and outright trashy as The Studdogs are, we both know they fit the part as no others ever can. Please have Aimes contacted upon receipt of this package, replete with information on the previous owner of the gentlemans hand it may be that someone anonymous was tasteless enough to figure anything could be handled properly by sending it to me here. Wandsworth is not the privacy of an office in Palomino, that much is for sure.
Thank you.
Signed,
Winters.
Dear Neil Garriscond,
Im enclosing for you in this package a small parcel that I believe to contain the severed left hand which was used to mark up Brett Karnes apartment shortly before his house was searched by Kansas City Police. Brett himself, to my knowledge, is still missing. This might actually be Bretts hand, if you really think about it, but I cant open this package here, and by all accounts I should never have received it at this address to begin with.
The warden, as it were, makes somewhat of an example of the postal system by rummaging through packages which may strike his fancy. I am very relieved that such an episode was not the case here, although I have heard the wardens own recently unexplained absences might be due to a cyst that has developed in his brain, which may perfectly explain the minimal amount of searching parcels.
Also, I would like you to know that my attorneys Bale Serrick and Kevin Aimes have arranged for me a short leave, whereupon I will be flown expressly to Portland, Maine to oversee the funeral of Depeche Mode element Andrew Fletchers brother Kory Fletcher.
During this trip I will be interviewed by Travis Cambridge concerning the Suicide Girls battle of unsigned bands currently being hosted by Playboy magazine. Playboy.com and Suicide Girls have rallied together to have Central Florida criminals/musicians The Studdogs vie for the crown of champs.
Suicide Girls resident member townmoron, as bassist for the Studdogs, has asked for me to request that you have the entire office vote for his band here:
Studdogs As Role Models For Suicide Girls
The photograph pictured is by Corpse On Pumpkin, which suits me fine.
As unruly and outright trashy as The Studdogs are, we both know they fit the part as no others ever can. Please have Aimes contacted upon receipt of this package, replete with information on the previous owner of the gentlemans hand it may be that someone anonymous was tasteless enough to figure anything could be handled properly by sending it to me here. Wandsworth is not the privacy of an office in Palomino, that much is for sure.
Thank you.
Signed,
Winters.
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