So I got fined 250 (+1 fare that I "evaded"). Fun fun fun. I am pathologically addicted to swindling Transport For London out of their extortionate fares because the quality of service that their Victorian tube system provides is appalling, utterly unreliable and overpriced to high heaven. I am just glad to not have earned community service because frankly I would be even more politically opposed to scrubbing out graffiti.
But London buses are brilliant compared to the tube and you should come over for a ride, dear!