oh dear lord... i think technology just had a battle with me 
IM SERIOUS! as soon as midnight hit, everything electronic around me just.....took a shit 
Heres the story:
Around midnight i decide its time to do the ol' disk cleanup. My computer has a big as hell hard drive and every few months i like to just burn whats really neccessary to disc, then erase all the B.S. thats left, reinstall windows, and start all over. Well this time i ran into some problems:/
First of all, i accidently left a disk in the drive and it redid my hardrive 2 times... so that sucked..so i had to reinstall windows AGAIN.... then when i got on i was like "oh yeah i cant get online" so i try and fine my paper with all the handy info, passwords, etc., to get back online and its gone
I call roadrunner (they got 24/7 support, wh00t!) and 3 yes 3 times my shittyass phone hangs up on them. So the 3rd time i call i just hit redial. BIG MISTAKE. why? Because my phone has these wierd touchtone buttons, that sometimes, even if you hit the button, the number wont go through because a tone isnt made, and guess what 3 numbers my phone decided to call out of the 10 or 11 it was supposed to call?!
911
yep, 911.
i didnt even really notice or care that someone answered right away and i didnt have to press 1 for english and whatnot. I just heard someone pick up and answer and the first thing i say is "UH YEAH, IM TRYING TO GET BACK ONLINE AND CHECK MY EMAIL AND I FORGOT MY PASSWORD!" and the 911 operator says "mam, this is forsyth county 911, you need to call your internet provider for that"
I look down at the lcd screen on the phone and it says i dialed roadrunner, but alas, the tones for all the numbers didnt go through... i even tried arguing with him like "NO, I CALLED ROAD RUNNER, MY PHONE SAYS ROAD RUNNER!" and he says "are you SURE you dont need help, mam?"
...maybe i do need help... i dunno..
but yeah then i accidently set my shirt on fire a little while bending over a candle trying to read the guy on the road runner helpline my modem numbers so its all good...
the end.
IM SERIOUS! as soon as midnight hit, everything electronic around me just.....took a shit
Heres the story:
Around midnight i decide its time to do the ol' disk cleanup. My computer has a big as hell hard drive and every few months i like to just burn whats really neccessary to disc, then erase all the B.S. thats left, reinstall windows, and start all over. Well this time i ran into some problems:/
First of all, i accidently left a disk in the drive and it redid my hardrive 2 times... so that sucked..so i had to reinstall windows AGAIN.... then when i got on i was like "oh yeah i cant get online" so i try and fine my paper with all the handy info, passwords, etc., to get back online and its gone
I call roadrunner (they got 24/7 support, wh00t!) and 3 yes 3 times my shittyass phone hangs up on them. So the 3rd time i call i just hit redial. BIG MISTAKE. why? Because my phone has these wierd touchtone buttons, that sometimes, even if you hit the button, the number wont go through because a tone isnt made, and guess what 3 numbers my phone decided to call out of the 10 or 11 it was supposed to call?!
911
yep, 911.
i didnt even really notice or care that someone answered right away and i didnt have to press 1 for english and whatnot. I just heard someone pick up and answer and the first thing i say is "UH YEAH, IM TRYING TO GET BACK ONLINE AND CHECK MY EMAIL AND I FORGOT MY PASSWORD!" and the 911 operator says "mam, this is forsyth county 911, you need to call your internet provider for that"
I look down at the lcd screen on the phone and it says i dialed roadrunner, but alas, the tones for all the numbers didnt go through... i even tried arguing with him like "NO, I CALLED ROAD RUNNER, MY PHONE SAYS ROAD RUNNER!" and he says "are you SURE you dont need help, mam?"
...maybe i do need help... i dunno..
but yeah then i accidently set my shirt on fire a little while bending over a candle trying to read the guy on the road runner helpline my modem numbers so its all good...
the end.
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im Ash by the way how the devil are you?
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