Well hello sexy corporate bunny. Why yes. I am once again getting out of retail and getting back into a corporate headquarters. I used to work for Blue Shield in Sacramento. I am now going to be working for them in San Francisco. Along side one of my best friends who I first met in the Sacramento office and have remained close friends with ever since. I will be his assistant and rumor has it my cube has a window!! with an excellent view from the 20th story. Hell fucking yes. And oh, did I mention I'd be making nearly double what I am now? Check and mate. I'm a little nervous about telling my boss that I'm quitting. I hope she tries to offer me more money. I imagine it going something like this...
Bunny: hey boss lady, uh uhm...I have something to tell you...I got a job offer yesterday, and I've decided to accept it.
Boss lady: what??? you mean...i have to do my own work now, IMT's all by myself, whose going to do that, be the stock girl at union street, file my crap, put stickers on my post cards, make those tedious labels, edit and delete things in the database for me, be a sales girl, a runner, a lifter of heavy things, a blame taker, who who who?? NOOOO!
Bunny: Yes, it's true. I'm sorry, I really like doing all those things but I have a good opportunity.
Boss Lady: What are they paying you? Maybe we can renegotiate your wages...how does...[insert tempting smile here] $10.50 an hour sound?
Bunny: Wow boss lady, that sounds great and all, but this job is offering $18.26 an hour, plus benefits the day I start, and a window.
Boss Lady: How about $11?
Bunny: How bout you die now?
Bunny: hey boss lady, uh uhm...I have something to tell you...I got a job offer yesterday, and I've decided to accept it.
Boss lady: what??? you mean...i have to do my own work now, IMT's all by myself, whose going to do that, be the stock girl at union street, file my crap, put stickers on my post cards, make those tedious labels, edit and delete things in the database for me, be a sales girl, a runner, a lifter of heavy things, a blame taker, who who who?? NOOOO!
Bunny: Yes, it's true. I'm sorry, I really like doing all those things but I have a good opportunity.
Boss Lady: What are they paying you? Maybe we can renegotiate your wages...how does...[insert tempting smile here] $10.50 an hour sound?
Bunny: Wow boss lady, that sounds great and all, but this job is offering $18.26 an hour, plus benefits the day I start, and a window.
Boss Lady: How about $11?
Bunny: How bout you die now?
tommeh:
Ha!! That was a nice little dialogue.