This is the thanks I get for being a super hero who also does un-super heroics.
I was getting home late as hell from a late launch at work tonight. I was walking down my driveway when I'm stopped by my neighbor lady who is freaking out because she can't get her sprinkler system to shut off and its been going for so long that water is finding its way into her house. Our asshole landlord doesn't want to come out so late so my neighbor shows me this cryptic ass text message explaining where he "thinks" the shut off "might be". After searching forever and turning knobs that probably shouldn't have been turned, the sprinklers have stopped, my clothes and I are soaking wet, I'm totally exhausted but finally in my own home. Good night, world.