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who do i love?
::ahem::

i love me some:
missy
sean
samia
courtneyriot
zoetica
viquiv
quinne
rigel
lainey
napalm
sash
rambo
roach
zoli
binx
nixon
evan
minarose
cake
bee
dedemonia
evette
mitsuko
and last but not least my dead boyfriend [[[not really-read down for that story]]] for making this trip possible.


phewy. no seriously though. that list of people right there gave me the best tuesday through thursday everrrrrr in L.A.
the captivity party was amaaaaazing. you can see lots of piccies at the sg flikr account and a lot of the ladies have posted other places to find videos and shtuff.

what are some highlights you ask?
mmmm well.
i got to sleep on a muppet couch at seans. and it was pretty amazing.
i also got to hold quinnes hand a whole lot which pretty much makes my life better.
i got to spend time with all those awesome people that i just mentioned. [[ you should all be crazy jealous cause these people are some of the best people you'll ever meet in your life]]
i got to shooooooot !
i got to be around pretty ladies all the live long day.
i got to be in l.a. duhhhh
i got to see samias puppy dog do the cutest tricks ever.
there's plenty more but let's be honest, this blog is already entirely too text heavy...
but that won't stop me from continuing.. heh

lowlights.
the airline losing my bag for the entire trip. meaning that i had nothing. and unfortunately for sean my pantsless-ness nearly got him a ticket.
oh and for those that didn't know, i got my bag back finally. i picked it up while i was flying out only to check it back in. no worries though. i practically made those skybus people sign in blood that they wouldn't lose it again. i kept telling them that i would find out where they live and such.
actually, i probably should have gone to jail for that.
oh well. my bag made it back with me and that's all that matters.

ALSO.
none of you know this except for AlissaBrunelli because she helped me come up with this genius plan BUT in order for me to go on this little vacation i had to miss some of my classes right.
ok yeah. so if i were to tell them the real reason why i couldn't be there they would have laughed at me and then probably slapped me.
SO. my genius plan was to tell them that my imaginary boyfriend died.
YES I KNOW I"M GOING TO HELL. but jesus christ was it worth it.
long story short, my profs were all so sad for me, writing me letters and emails.
they made me feel like a big douchebag which in turn made me cry which in turn made my dead boyfriend look legit.
i know. i'm an asshole.
but if we could all just keep my dead boyfriend in your thoughts that would be nice. and also completely unnecessary.
i hope you all don't hate me for it. but listen. i wouldn't take it back for anything.

i love you all.
i miss all you gorgeous people that i mentioned.
and needless to say i need to go back to l.a. asap.

xoxo
bully



and a cute girl just sent me this.
it's funny.
and true.
it's funny and true.