bullpuppet

Okay, I've come to realize that I'm not really BullPuppet afer all. I was mistaken in my last blarrgh for beleiving this phallusy. That is to say that I could be BullPuppet in the eyes of others, but I know in my core that I am not. Not really. Well, maybe just a little. It's just a phrase I'm going through. But deep down I am greater. In the depth and breadth of my clenched gut I am The Abraham-Lincoln Donkey-Donkey Moses. The Soup Moses, Keeper of the Mosi, and Brother of the Moses-Brother. (not to be confused with the biblical Moses of the Old Testament, different guy) As a child, I was always frightend by Moses. What's your secret Moses name?