welp, i just got confirmation on my new supervisor job at the hospital. only thing that blows is its going to be 8am-6pm on Saturdays and Sundays. ugh 14 hours shifts. but thats cool, cuz ill be making like alot more cuz they bumped up my pay rate too. nice. i wont be as broke now hopefully. one other thing that sucks is when i get off sunday night at 6pm i have 6 hours to try to sleep from a 14 hours shift to come back on my regular shift at midnight sunday going into monday. blargh. but oh well. i will be rolling in the cash now.
i start this hell this weekend. i hate working days. i hate the sun. this will definetly fuck me up.
and my boss wants me to shave off my chin pubes this weekend when i start my new job
thursday should be cool. me and some guy from work are gona go down to Seton Hall for a lil while and get lost in jersey. hes gona buy me lunch cuz hes cool like that. and no he is not gay, and neither am i. he is one of the RN's in the ER. hes a travel nurse from oklahoma. he doesnt really know anyone here. so he figures that since ive known him for a while now, and we have common intrests, that if i hang out with him on his days off, he will buy me food. and not some fast food shit, im talking real nice restraunt food. so thats cool. he has this obsession of going to every major college in the tri-state area and collecting tshirts. i think hes hit almost all of them in the one year hes been here. but theres still a few. besides, i dont mind going to a college and wandering around lookin at the hot chicks and then getting a free kickass meal outa the deal.
then after we do that, ill probably take a nap for a lil while, and maybe... just maybe, go bother punkrockjuliette some, ya know, someones gota keep her from tearing apart her bf's ex while she visits them. but im hoping to see some hot lesbo action
update:ok my friend christine sent me a joke so i think ill put it here since this is a place known for being dirty pervs, i thought yall might enjoy it.
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left."
The male statue asks the woman statue, "Would you like to do it again?"
"Oh, yes let's," she replies! "But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head."
i start this hell this weekend. i hate working days. i hate the sun. this will definetly fuck me up.
and my boss wants me to shave off my chin pubes this weekend when i start my new job
thursday should be cool. me and some guy from work are gona go down to Seton Hall for a lil while and get lost in jersey. hes gona buy me lunch cuz hes cool like that. and no he is not gay, and neither am i. he is one of the RN's in the ER. hes a travel nurse from oklahoma. he doesnt really know anyone here. so he figures that since ive known him for a while now, and we have common intrests, that if i hang out with him on his days off, he will buy me food. and not some fast food shit, im talking real nice restraunt food. so thats cool. he has this obsession of going to every major college in the tri-state area and collecting tshirts. i think hes hit almost all of them in the one year hes been here. but theres still a few. besides, i dont mind going to a college and wandering around lookin at the hot chicks and then getting a free kickass meal outa the deal.
then after we do that, ill probably take a nap for a lil while, and maybe... just maybe, go bother punkrockjuliette some, ya know, someones gota keep her from tearing apart her bf's ex while she visits them. but im hoping to see some hot lesbo action
update:ok my friend christine sent me a joke so i think ill put it here since this is a place known for being dirty pervs, i thought yall might enjoy it.
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left."
The male statue asks the woman statue, "Would you like to do it again?"
"Oh, yes let's," she replies! "But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head."
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unnecessaryz:
What good is having a grip of cash if you can't spend it, Worky McNoTime?
thelibra:
woo! congrats on the promotion