ok well since last night was boring as all hell in the office, ill finally write about the night before in the ER as originally planed.
monday night going into tuesday was cool.
we somehow managed to have 4 different police departments in the ER, and the sheriffs on the floor somewhere else.
it all began around 5:30am.
ambulance brang in one of our "regulars". a drunk known by the name of Stinky Feet. a mexican guy who loves to get shit faced. and when i say shitfaced, his BAC was .451
so they bring him in handcuffed to the stretcher with Clarkstown Police at his side. so we flop him onto a hospital stretcher. proceed to undress the guy, put the wet clothes into a sealable bag, cuz hell they stank. then we proceeded to put him in a 4 point restraint, arms and legs. he then got handcuffed to the stretcher cuz he was under arrest. i cant go into details about that, but it was for trespassing, public intox, resisting arrest, swinging at an officer, breaking and entering, and a few other things that have fled my mind. the nurses then take blood, and do all the useual vital checks. then they decided that they want to put in a foley cathoder. if you dont know what that is, its a tube that goes into your cock to pass urine into a bag. well if thats not enough, it stays in place in your cock by a little balloon thingy that blows up inside the urethra. well that must hurt like a mother fucker.
he decided that if he tried to crunch up in a ball, he would be able to get his hand close enough to PULL the cathoder out. bad idea mister drunko. he ended up ripping the inside of his penis cuz of the balloon. dumbass. blood and screams echoed thru almost all the hallways on the ground floor. it was funny cuz he has had that put in before and was atleast sober enough to know not to pull it out. not this time.
eventually he passed out, and the BAC results came back, his new record is now that .451, and for those who dont know the legal intox limit is what? .05 or .08 or something like that, which is like 2 or 3 beers depending on your size. now this guy is like 5'5 and about 160 lbs i think. he musta been ripped outa his mind. stuff like this in the ER gets me excited if we dont have any trauma alerts that night.
so that was that.
after a lil bit other cops showed up with other people they had. so total there were about 9 cops from 4 stations. quite busy. last time we had that many was for a shooting last june.
busy nights like that is something i love. it makes the night go so much faster for me since im not bored.
i guess thats about it.
SG Burlesque tour thingy this friday night in NYC. pre-dinner, the show, and afterparty with the whole SGNY crowd is going to fucking rock. this will be another weekend that i will enjoy greatly. i just hope that the weather holds out for friday into saturday.
well, its about 1:30pm. i think im gona toss on some clothes and go out and get me some lunch and wander around the mall for a bit.
on a side note, my sister had gone to one event i couldnt make it to, and we then swapped roles for the next event. not on purpose tho. but damn from 2 pics i put together, you can see the family reseblance fairly well.
monday night going into tuesday was cool.
we somehow managed to have 4 different police departments in the ER, and the sheriffs on the floor somewhere else.
it all began around 5:30am.
ambulance brang in one of our "regulars". a drunk known by the name of Stinky Feet. a mexican guy who loves to get shit faced. and when i say shitfaced, his BAC was .451
so they bring him in handcuffed to the stretcher with Clarkstown Police at his side. so we flop him onto a hospital stretcher. proceed to undress the guy, put the wet clothes into a sealable bag, cuz hell they stank. then we proceeded to put him in a 4 point restraint, arms and legs. he then got handcuffed to the stretcher cuz he was under arrest. i cant go into details about that, but it was for trespassing, public intox, resisting arrest, swinging at an officer, breaking and entering, and a few other things that have fled my mind. the nurses then take blood, and do all the useual vital checks. then they decided that they want to put in a foley cathoder. if you dont know what that is, its a tube that goes into your cock to pass urine into a bag. well if thats not enough, it stays in place in your cock by a little balloon thingy that blows up inside the urethra. well that must hurt like a mother fucker.
he decided that if he tried to crunch up in a ball, he would be able to get his hand close enough to PULL the cathoder out. bad idea mister drunko. he ended up ripping the inside of his penis cuz of the balloon. dumbass. blood and screams echoed thru almost all the hallways on the ground floor. it was funny cuz he has had that put in before and was atleast sober enough to know not to pull it out. not this time.
eventually he passed out, and the BAC results came back, his new record is now that .451, and for those who dont know the legal intox limit is what? .05 or .08 or something like that, which is like 2 or 3 beers depending on your size. now this guy is like 5'5 and about 160 lbs i think. he musta been ripped outa his mind. stuff like this in the ER gets me excited if we dont have any trauma alerts that night.
so that was that.
after a lil bit other cops showed up with other people they had. so total there were about 9 cops from 4 stations. quite busy. last time we had that many was for a shooting last june.
busy nights like that is something i love. it makes the night go so much faster for me since im not bored.
i guess thats about it.
SG Burlesque tour thingy this friday night in NYC. pre-dinner, the show, and afterparty with the whole SGNY crowd is going to fucking rock. this will be another weekend that i will enjoy greatly. i just hope that the weather holds out for friday into saturday.
well, its about 1:30pm. i think im gona toss on some clothes and go out and get me some lunch and wander around the mall for a bit.
on a side note, my sister had gone to one event i couldnt make it to, and we then swapped roles for the next event. not on purpose tho. but damn from 2 pics i put together, you can see the family reseblance fairly well.
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Can't your sis hook you up somehow?