and now for some jokes, cuz im bored, and cant be fucked to write anything important.
Little Billy was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good
for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a
time?"
"No," replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!"
How do you know when your really ugly?
Dogs close thier eyes when they are humping your leg.
ok thats it, i didnt get as many funny emails from people as i normally do, so please... feel free to leave a funny joke in the comments section and help spread the love of comedy
Little Billy was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good
for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a
time?"
"No," replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!"
How do you know when your really ugly?
Dogs close thier eyes when they are humping your leg.
ok thats it, i didnt get as many funny emails from people as i normally do, so please... feel free to leave a funny joke in the comments section and help spread the love of comedy
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- quatro sinko
A, B, CD duckies?
LMNO duckies!
O S A R, CDIDBIDI wings?
It's funny if you do it right. We got pretty campy at work yesterday night so...yeah. The jokes were flying.
Happy Halloween :-)