i saw the funniest thing this morning in the ER
some dude comes stumbling in the doors wearing nothing more then a tiny pair of cut off sweatpants wraped around his junk to form a pair of shorts that looked like someone wiped thier ass with em. he comes up to me and asked to use the phone. i didnt even want to question his reasons why he was like this, so i just sent him to the phone.
one of the nurses had stopped him at the phone and asked if he needed help.
his story to her was that he apparently was sleeping naked in his bed, and somehow was sleepwalking. and when he woke up at 5:30am, he was butt naked outside by his mailbox on the sidewalk, in the rain. funnyiest part is that since he was outside his appartment, the door automatically locked. he walked like 5 blocks naked and found the pair of sweats things in some laundrymat in the garbage, and walked another 3 blocks to the hospital cuz he couldnt find a payphone anywhere.
me, sue, cathy, julio, telly, and roderick were so busting up that we had to go down the hall to the waiting room to get away from this guy before we could start laughing out loud.
so my point to this story is:
"COME TO NYACK, MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE"
some dude comes stumbling in the doors wearing nothing more then a tiny pair of cut off sweatpants wraped around his junk to form a pair of shorts that looked like someone wiped thier ass with em. he comes up to me and asked to use the phone. i didnt even want to question his reasons why he was like this, so i just sent him to the phone.
one of the nurses had stopped him at the phone and asked if he needed help.
his story to her was that he apparently was sleeping naked in his bed, and somehow was sleepwalking. and when he woke up at 5:30am, he was butt naked outside by his mailbox on the sidewalk, in the rain. funnyiest part is that since he was outside his appartment, the door automatically locked. he walked like 5 blocks naked and found the pair of sweats things in some laundrymat in the garbage, and walked another 3 blocks to the hospital cuz he couldnt find a payphone anywhere.
me, sue, cathy, julio, telly, and roderick were so busting up that we had to go down the hall to the waiting room to get away from this guy before we could start laughing out loud.
so my point to this story is:
"COME TO NYACK, MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE"
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yeah theres always something WERID going on in nyack.
once i saw these weird hippie guys in the middle of the street trying to make people dance with them. holding gay pride flags. heh.
yeah...
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