buhaina

okay, gang, i need your help on this one: i'm working on a book about why nice people couple up with not-so-nice people, and i need stories, testimonials, interviews, and all that kind of good stuff...if you have anything, email me at badboys@alangoldsher.com...the book is going to be along the lines of "he's just not that into you," and everything that gets discussed will remain...
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I want more presents!

i'm having an eeg tomorrow, and i'm only allowed to sleep for four hours tonight...generally, that's not a problem -- if it's my choice to sleep only four hours, that's fine...but if it's imposed on you, well, all you wanna do is sleep...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

if you're in chicago, sing it with me now:

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my heat situation has been successfully dealt with, and not only that, but i'm now the heat master for the entire building...the landlord was tired of everybody complaining, and since i'm the only trustworthy dude in the place, he put me in charge...a small triumph, but a triumph nonetheless...

more kvetching:

my dickheaded landlord hasn't adjusted the heat to account for the -1,743 degrees wind chill, so it's ass cold in my apartment...right now, i'm wearing two sweatshirts, two pairs of pajama bottoms, and am under five blankets, and there's a space heater, like, eight inches from the foot of my bed...

please send me warm thoughts...and blankets...

happy hanukkah, yo...

the new tom wolfe book has been getting trashed, but i'm throughly enjoying it...imho, the critics are dissing it because it's a book about kids written by a 70-year-old...read it as if just it's a regluar old book, not a Tom Wolfe Book (note the caps) and you'll dig it just fine...

isn't s.g. the ideal forum to complain?...that said, here goes:

still on crutches, but i'll be able to start putting weight on the ankle on tuesday...so i'm getting all psyched to toodle around the neighborhood, and what happens?...i get a fucking cold...i've been drinking tons of h2o in an attempt to piss away my troubles, plus i've jammed down some extra zinc and vitamin c...it's,...
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la di da...that's all...just la di da...

i'm getting way tired of being stuck inside with my busted ankle...i've read about 4195 books, watched about 2340 dvd's, written 5000 pages, and played with my cat for, well, for a long time...i'm seeing the orthopedist next week, and hopefully he'll tell me i can start putting weight on the ankle...fingers crossed...