Fuck me and my OCD
I needed some coffee, so as always i have to drive to manchester to a certain dunkin donuts or i just dont feel right. Grab my French vanilla, black, extra sweet and walk out and who do I bump into my father...
wtf
Well, while doing this i am opening up myself to a bunch of attacks, i am gonna tell a little story... There is this Boy, we will call him Ryan... Ryan and His Big Brother decide to Buy a house down in an area called...oh.. lets Call it east hartford. Nice little Place, Big garage with urinal (
) , Finished basement, one level. it was a nice house. And the person we bought it from was a nice older man who was nothing but smiles. So Ryan and his brother move into the house, and while Ryan is at work.... Some of the neighbors come over to meet the New owners... I guess the the previous owner had alot to say about us before we ever moved in.. Turns Out he told all the neighbors that the people that are moving in are a Nice Man and his handicapped little brother
hehee, So needless to say, ryan didnt have a chance in this neighborhood. All the neighbors pegged him as Slow and or retarded, and they never met him
.... So ryan, in all his infinite wisdom and love of a good laugh, decided to wear a crash helmet outside, while sitting IN the Gold fish pond one morning while holding a fishing pole
The moral of this story
I am fucking crazier then you think
Peace, Love and Rainman
Ryan, er uh... Buddha
p.s.
i think i am in more desperate need to start working, just so i can finally take the pee test and start getting back to the ritual of puff puff passout
I needed some coffee, so as always i have to drive to manchester to a certain dunkin donuts or i just dont feel right. Grab my French vanilla, black, extra sweet and walk out and who do I bump into my father...
wtf
Well, while doing this i am opening up myself to a bunch of attacks, i am gonna tell a little story... There is this Boy, we will call him Ryan... Ryan and His Big Brother decide to Buy a house down in an area called...oh.. lets Call it east hartford. Nice little Place, Big garage with urinal (
) , Finished basement, one level. it was a nice house. And the person we bought it from was a nice older man who was nothing but smiles. So Ryan and his brother move into the house, and while Ryan is at work.... Some of the neighbors come over to meet the New owners... I guess the the previous owner had alot to say about us before we ever moved in.. Turns Out he told all the neighbors that the people that are moving in are a Nice Man and his handicapped little brother
hehee, So needless to say, ryan didnt have a chance in this neighborhood. All the neighbors pegged him as Slow and or retarded, and they never met him
.... So ryan, in all his infinite wisdom and love of a good laugh, decided to wear a crash helmet outside, while sitting IN the Gold fish pond one morning while holding a fishing pole
The moral of this story
I am fucking crazier then you think
Peace, Love and Rainman
Ryan, er uh... Buddha
p.s.
i think i am in more desperate need to start working, just so i can finally take the pee test and start getting back to the ritual of puff puff passout
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gibblesthechimp:
That story make me laugh man. Fucking with the neighbors is fun! And I've never doubted your crazy quotient, you're a member here aren't you?
hippomonki:
I WANT THIS!!!!!!