buddha

I got an idea, everyone i know grab a mallet and slam it into my balls... please
It really will be so much easier that way


checked the mail, two letters from My bank first one i opened had a Debit card in it? i am like. what the fuck is this......?
the second letter explains... guess My bank / visa has had a problem keeping debit / credit card numbers safe..


SOME MUTHA FUCKER EMTPIES MY ACCOUNT AGAIN!
thats twice my account as been emptied out in the last couple months.

and once again.. check the date...... just in time for mortgage and utilities to be paid

what the fuck! when did i become gods personal chew toy?
I am getting laid off this week and now all my fucking money is gone?






help