Random subjects with comments from an astute sociological observer (ok, flaming retard - but either way who gives a shit).
1) "Felching" - Ummmmm who gave this a name?
2) "Fur Burger" - now adays with the current trends in personal grooming, I think we have to change this to Stubble Burger or Brazilian Burger. Man, that's a nice Landing Strip Burger!
3) "Feminine Napkins" - I think it's time to stop using that term - it's confusing. Either stop using it, or don't freak out after I set the table.
4) "Flame Broiled" - when it's a cow, it's flame broiled. When it's a witch, it's burned at the stake. Witches don't come with fries and a soda, but other than that, the situations are really similar.
5) Pope John Fucking Paul the Third was fucking Saint among cock sucking a-holes and we will not see another God Damn Pope like him for a long futhermucking time.
---I just wanted to write that sentence cause I am pretty sure it's never been done before.
6) "Flat panel computer monitors" - fuckin awesome, but compared to glass-screened CRT monitors, they are harder to clean jism off of. Damp cloth, mild detergent...be patient.
7) "Forty Days and Forty Nights" - Ironically, when I watched this movie...
I beat off twice.
8) Flat chested girls getting implants - Hey, instead of the double D basketball jugs would you PLEASE go with the large B or small C? I promise nothing but compliments and my full attention if you bring them over my place. Remember - tennis and baseball GOOD. Kick-Ball and Soccer - BAD.
1) "Felching" - Ummmmm who gave this a name?
2) "Fur Burger" - now adays with the current trends in personal grooming, I think we have to change this to Stubble Burger or Brazilian Burger. Man, that's a nice Landing Strip Burger!
3) "Feminine Napkins" - I think it's time to stop using that term - it's confusing. Either stop using it, or don't freak out after I set the table.
4) "Flame Broiled" - when it's a cow, it's flame broiled. When it's a witch, it's burned at the stake. Witches don't come with fries and a soda, but other than that, the situations are really similar.
5) Pope John Fucking Paul the Third was fucking Saint among cock sucking a-holes and we will not see another God Damn Pope like him for a long futhermucking time.
---I just wanted to write that sentence cause I am pretty sure it's never been done before.
6) "Flat panel computer monitors" - fuckin awesome, but compared to glass-screened CRT monitors, they are harder to clean jism off of. Damp cloth, mild detergent...be patient.
7) "Forty Days and Forty Nights" - Ironically, when I watched this movie...
I beat off twice.
8) Flat chested girls getting implants - Hey, instead of the double D basketball jugs would you PLEASE go with the large B or small C? I promise nothing but compliments and my full attention if you bring them over my place. Remember - tennis and baseball GOOD. Kick-Ball and Soccer - BAD.