So when a friend of mine expresses interest in hanging out with me or wanting to hear from me more often, my first thought is I'd rather not. I don't know why that is. I guess I like missing people when they are not around more than being bored when they are.
Today was pretty good. There's too many barely legal girls getting tattoos these days. Why can't more late 20's/early 30's book-smart women get tattoos from me? The young ladies are dangerous. They all look great and I have no business flirting with them. They ain't interested, and if they are it's just a bad idea. Bad, bad idea. Muy maul.
W.S. Maugham wrote a book called "The Moon and Sixpence", which a loose biography of the painter Paul Gauguin. Great book. The Gauguin character in the book is named Strickland and he is described as being in the habit of choosing the most uncomfortable chair in any room he enters so that he will not sit or stay for long. This is what I need to do. Mostly because my ass hurts. I sit all day at work. I sit in front of the computer at home. I think I'm developing bed sores from all this sitting. That, or I got the herpes. Yet, I haven't had any action in MONTHS and the last action I had was monogamous action for 2 1/2 years. So. It's probably not the herpes.
Which brings us to this: circumstances will change. Gawddamnit, they will change or someone is getting stabbed in the eye.
Today was pretty good. There's too many barely legal girls getting tattoos these days. Why can't more late 20's/early 30's book-smart women get tattoos from me? The young ladies are dangerous. They all look great and I have no business flirting with them. They ain't interested, and if they are it's just a bad idea. Bad, bad idea. Muy maul.
W.S. Maugham wrote a book called "The Moon and Sixpence", which a loose biography of the painter Paul Gauguin. Great book. The Gauguin character in the book is named Strickland and he is described as being in the habit of choosing the most uncomfortable chair in any room he enters so that he will not sit or stay for long. This is what I need to do. Mostly because my ass hurts. I sit all day at work. I sit in front of the computer at home. I think I'm developing bed sores from all this sitting. That, or I got the herpes. Yet, I haven't had any action in MONTHS and the last action I had was monogamous action for 2 1/2 years. So. It's probably not the herpes.
Which brings us to this: circumstances will change. Gawddamnit, they will change or someone is getting stabbed in the eye.
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Yeah, thanks for the sex condolenses. I need them. I could totally take him in a fight. We have wrestled..........he pulls the "i don't hit girls " thing.
Pussy.