My dog has been trying to catch a fly for 10 minutes. He stares around then *CHOMP!*.... and the fly wanders off and the dog gets angrier.
Speaking of dogs, I'm having corn dogs for dinner. Mustard only, those that use ketchup are communists.
Against my better judgement, I was dragged to a strip club again tonight. This time though, I MADE $50 and two packs of smokes! No, I didn't blow anyone in the bathroom, I won the money on video poker and the guy that does Camel smokes promotions was there. Nice. It somewhat makes up for a slow and boring weekend. A coworker is now dating one of the dancers. She's very nice, but tonight she wasn't working. She was hanging out with us at the bar and she kept booty dancing on me. I'm not complaining, but... well... she's dating my friend and she wasn't working. I guess for some people if you put on some techno they just have to shake their moneymaker.
Last night I went to my friends house to play pool on thier new pool table. On the drive over I planned to get drunk and pass out on their nice comfy couch. This would be a completely uncharacteristic move for me. I prefer my own bed, I hate sleeping anywhere but home. Therefore, I don't drink or get fucked up when out. I don't drink or get fucked up at my house, either, but that's besides the point. Unfortunately, my friends were tired and didn't want to drink with me.
I think I'll make some changes this week. I keep realizing that I'm the only one holding me back. This week: I will stop smoking in the house.
Baby steps, baby.
Speaking of dogs, I'm having corn dogs for dinner. Mustard only, those that use ketchup are communists.
Against my better judgement, I was dragged to a strip club again tonight. This time though, I MADE $50 and two packs of smokes! No, I didn't blow anyone in the bathroom, I won the money on video poker and the guy that does Camel smokes promotions was there. Nice. It somewhat makes up for a slow and boring weekend. A coworker is now dating one of the dancers. She's very nice, but tonight she wasn't working. She was hanging out with us at the bar and she kept booty dancing on me. I'm not complaining, but... well... she's dating my friend and she wasn't working. I guess for some people if you put on some techno they just have to shake their moneymaker.
Last night I went to my friends house to play pool on thier new pool table. On the drive over I planned to get drunk and pass out on their nice comfy couch. This would be a completely uncharacteristic move for me. I prefer my own bed, I hate sleeping anywhere but home. Therefore, I don't drink or get fucked up when out. I don't drink or get fucked up at my house, either, but that's besides the point. Unfortunately, my friends were tired and didn't want to drink with me.
I think I'll make some changes this week. I keep realizing that I'm the only one holding me back. This week: I will stop smoking in the house.
Baby steps, baby.
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paintedbat:
The world needs more Canada
bipedalprimate:
what did you do this weekend? I dont want to go to work today. I'd rather sleep until noon, then maybe I'll go in for a little bit. fucking friday.